#psvv

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The butler keeps leaving the kitchen to use the counters in the mausoleum and then back to the stove. I hate him. I hate him. I ha

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Nina: Thank you SO much for coming to the party, Brandi. I know how busy you are with your new baby, and I really appreciate having an experienced mom around to ask some-

Brandi: Nina, if you want to ask me to do shit for you, go ahead, but don’t be sneaky about it.

Nina: Darren and I have burnt four meals today and the fifth isn’t likely to work out.

Brandi: Ok, sure, you two are two more damn babies to raise I guess, let me see what you have-

Brandi: 

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Consort die challenge

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Hi, what’s up, I have a mortyfing backlog of PSVV screenshots, so I’m going to just go ahead and dump them to clear my plate. It’s been ages since I last posted, so here’s a link to a semi-current recap of this hood. Would you look at that, Nina’s mafia baby grew up.

Dina: You know, if anyone comes into town looking for her, we can pretend she’s mine. I think Brandi won’t notice plus-minus one kids at his point. 

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Consort: After careful consideration I’ve decided that your services won’t be necessary anymore. Thank you, and goodbye.

This Motherfucker: I see. It has been a pleasure working for your family, sir.

Consort: Oh, is that what you’ve been doing walking between these two bushes for 10 hours straight. Glad to have that cleared up. 

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They are doing grrrrreeeeeeaaaaattttttt

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Patrizio: Excuse me. Dusitn, was it? Can I call you Dustin? I wanted to talk to you regarding, uh, professional conduct. I know this is a home-run business without customers present, but still, I would prefer it if your on-site interactions with your coworker were more... cordial than that. You’ve been a good employee so far, and I know it’s your first job, so let’s keep it at that this time.

Patrizio: And now, MR BURB, A WORD.