#psych headcannons

[becky-bats]

How did I not pick up on the running joke of Shawn being afraid of raccoons? And why hasn't anyone made a fanfic about Shawn and Lassie bonding over their hatred of small woodland creatures?

[ultimatewildcard]

Any Gus head canons?

Yes!!! I love gus, He matches Shawn's freak to a degree that there's no way he doesn't have some sorta autism or adhd, or both

I like to headcannon that he's on the aromantic spectrum, specifically quiromantic (where someone may have a hard time distinguishing platonic and romantic feelings due to being neurodivergent), he's definitely in some sorta qpr with Shawn but was never established, its just kind of a thing that happened randomly like back In their school days or something

I also like to think he spends his money on like cheap trinkets and has then stashed all over, like In the blueberry, psych, his apartment, anywhere for any sorta situation he thinks might occur where he'd need them, i also like to think he overthinks a lot so that he's always prepared for any situation yet he still can bary handle it if that situation actually occurs

[i-wish-i-wasnt-spikey]

Lassie learned close hand magic as a teenager, and he got quite good at it. Occasionally now if he has a quarter in his hand, he will skillfully flip it around his knuckles and practice making the coin disappear, and reappear when he is on long phone calls or he is bored in a meeting. The only one who has picked up on this little skill is Shawn. 

Lassie froze, his mouth tightening and the tips of his ears turning pink in an embarrassment as he realized Shawn saw him playing with the coin. Shawn had one of those looks on his face. The kind where you could see the gears turning his head coming up with some mischievous idea that would end up making Lassie look ridiculous and make people believe Shawn truly was a physic… This cannot be good.

[daisysourcream1995]

Shawn and Lassie’s version of “Maybe You’re Not The Worst Thing Ever” from Galavant

Shawn: You’re frigid and demanding/I shudder at your call Lassie: Whenever you come near me/My flesh begins to crawl Together: But sometimes, there are moments/I’m not repelled at all Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

Shawn: You’re utterly disgusting/I loathe your manly stink Lassie: I see your mouth start moving/And God, I need a drink Together: And then, from out of nowhere, I’ll look at you and think Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

Shawn: You’re worse than crabs Lassie: Worse than scurvy Shawn: Worse than lice or plague Lassie: But truth be told All: You’re growing on me just like mold

Shawn: And though, you’re so annoying Lassie: So easy to despise Shawn: And though, there’s something scary/Behind your cold, dead eyes Lassie: And though I’ll never like you All: It’s nice to realize Maybe I shouldn’t quite say never Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

[becky-bats]

Watching Psych while sick and the episode "Lassie did a bad bad thing", comes on and I can't help but question why Lassie is coming home with a pineapple because all I can picture him eating is white sourdough and boiled chicken.

To which my brother dares to question me by saying "Oh so a tough guy can't enjoy pineapple?" Making me yell at him, because Lassiter is the exact opposite of a tough guy he is more of a Victorian child who haunts your house crying about being murdered. He isn't whimsical enough to eat a pineapple.

So yeah now I feel even more sick :(

At least I proved my point

[becky-bats]

Someone (not naming any names here) needs to either write a fanfic or draw an animatc with Shawn Spencer and Carlton Lassiter to the song Obvious on the Dear Evan Hansen bonus soundtrack. Like please listen to it and tell me it isn't perfect for Lassie to be singing it to Shawn (like isn't it obvious that I like you??!?) (If you were psychic you would know!!!)

[becky-bats]

[becky-bats]

Okay, so I work at a greenhouse, right?

And I had to water some of the plants with another person, which meant I had to use both of the watering cans, which is when I realized...

THEY LOOK LIKE SHASSIE!?!?