#psychedelusional

[its-been-nice-existing]

So becca promised to buy me a tiger for a wedding present instead of for my funeral. I’m gonna have one rad wedding now man.

I just need to find someone willing to marry me briefly so I can own a friggn tiger. So worth it on every level.

In other news, Alyssa promised to buy me a 70s muscle car, so imma work on collecting that soon.

I’m good at making promises.