1. Post the rules. 2. Answer the questions the tagger asked you and make eleven new ones. 3.Tag eleven people and link them to your post. 4. Let them know you have tagged them. Thanks watchingthebeeswithdean 1) what do you love most about your best friend? She accepts me and still loves me even though I give her so much shit and I'm such faggot to her. 2) what was your first job? I had a paper run when I was 9 3) have you had any paranormal experiences? I thought I had one, turns out it was sleep paralysis instead. 4) what's your hairdresser's name? No clue lmao 5) if you could give your items the ability to speak, would you do it? Yeah I reckon it would be pretty rad to hear what they have to say. 6) what's the funniest thing you've done whilst intoxicated? Gosh, I've had so many golden drunk moments. But I think the one that takes the cake was staring down noise control at a party while peeing on the front lawn. They left after I did that ✌️ 8) what do you want to name your future children/pets? Don't really want kids but I want a turtle called Alfonzo and a pug named Kingston. 9) do you like beards? If they suit the person then they're alright. 10) have you has a bear death experience? Quite a few, actually. I'm very reckless. 11) how was your day today? my day was alright. Can't complain. My questions are 1) if a bear and a shark got in a fight, who would win? 2) how many pillows do you sleep with at night? 3) white or brown bread? 4) what's your most awkward/funny sexual story? 5) what's your favourite thing about your favourite person? 6) do you like spooning? If so, big or lil spoon? 7) what's something that your favourite person does that irritates you? 8) what's your funniest and/or craziest drunk/high story? 9) would you rather be insanely hot or insanely cold? 10) what's your favourite meal of the day? 11) When you were 5, what did you want to be when you grew up? Ima tag ja-d3d jacktherappershit mildmumblr psychoticmagic salty-living and that's all lmao I have no tumblr friends ✌️👌