Feb 6, 2020
Shawn: "I decided to be, therefore I am." Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that's a wine.
Gus: That's pinot noir.
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Shawn: "I decided to be, therefore I am." Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that's a wine.
Gus: That's pinot noir.
Dad, kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. You should be outdoors feeding pigeons and driving with your blinker on.
Shawn Spencer
Young Shawn: Gus made me dig my own grave, then shot me and stole my boots. Only he didn't bury me far enough and the buzzards ate my entrails.
Henry: Oh, so you were playing Cowboys and Indians, huh?
Young Shawn: Just Cowboys. Playing Indians is offensive.
Lassie: You're wrong about this one. That girl was murdered.
Shawn: I'm afraid that's not humanly possible.
Lassie: And how come?
Shawn: First, because you think she was murdered.
Lassie: Well, I guess we'll see.
Shawn: Yeah, we will see.
Lassie: Yeah, we'll see.
Shawn: I just said that.
Lassie: No, I said it--
Jules: Boys.
Shawn: You see, Gus? It's not really breaking in if the actual cops help you break in, am I right?
Gus: Do I need to explain the law to you, Shawn?
Shawn: You can try, but I don't think it'll make much of a difference.
'A casual gentleman's shoe?' What are you, the great Gatsby? Gonna do a little swan-watching with Daisy Buchanan later?
Shawn Spencer
Lassie: I'm talking to Vick, she wants to know if you two dopes are on the case.
Shawn: Well, Lassie, my friend, I'm afraid the answer is a big, fat--
Gus: Yes.
Shawn: And by "yes" he means--
Gus: Absolutely.
Lassie: Alright, Chief, I just want to say that I am 100% sure that you have no proof whatsoever that I have done anything even remotely Old Sonora-related for the last... two hours!
Chief Vick: Sheriff Becker would like to formally invite you on to the McBaine case.
Lassie: Oh thank God because I was totally lying just then.