#pterodactly screech

[its-a-branwen-thing]

Of course Clover’s going to be a traitor...a traitor to the dating pool! Ammiright guys? Guys? Hello? Didn’t you see his new boyfriend?

[bossypterodactyl]

I get home from a two hour walk, take a shower, thighs raw and feet sore, it's pouring rain outside, I look at the Pokemon go app.... There's a NIDOKING nearby. Time to go for another walk

[bossypterodactyl]

Y-you can get scholarships for winning Pokemon competitions

[disappearedsock]

*stares into space grinning like a nerd*

the money cat fuckin worked

[what-the-bleeep]

When guys ask stupid ass questions about periods like "why don't you eat more painkillers if it's that bad" and you really want to rip their head off and screech like a pterodactyl.

[sandtied-blog]

;; I GOT THE JOB

[gracelikescake]

*sees I have +30 followers now* ... *pterodactyl screeches in happiness*

[four-legged-octopus]

Holy fucking shitballs. I'm going to Ireland this summer. (insert flailing.gif, pterodactylscreech.gif, dramaticfainting.gif here)