#pterodactyl shitposts

[lesbonoiold]

so I'm out of state visiting family rn and at dinner we were talking about shorts and my nana was like "you and your (female) cousin both with the boys shorts my god" and so I responded "well I have ONE pair of 'girls' shorts but they're really tiny and I only wear them as pajamas" and my aunt pipes up with "and around boys" and winks and everyone is cracking up and i just sat there and I didnt know how to respond because i am a lesbian

[lesbonoiold]

why is it that whenever someone "genderbends" a male character into a female one, they make the female version: -have huge boobs -wear the original vers of the character's shirt oversized and "cutesy" -pants turn into booty shorts -always on their period and crying about cramps (what) -suddenly act innocent and naive (ESP when the male characters start staring at their ass/boobs and make perverse comments) -suddenly super clumsy -sudden urge to go shopping and act stereotypically feminine -blush a lot -Like 7 inches shorter ???

[lesbonoiold]

I know we all like tall bara grown up Danny but tbh I prefer smol buff adult Danny that takes after his mom more in build. meanwhile Jazz is tall and large and could fight a bear (and has).

[lesbonoiold]

*flips a table* I LOVE DOGS *kicks over a chair* I LOVE CATS *sets my house on fire* I LOVE ANIMALS *cleans up this mess* BUT WASPS CAN DIE IN HELL

[lesbonoiold]

pubes of FIRE

[lesbonoiold]

Wendy and Danny both...

-have large dads -are related to red haired people -are friends with a goth and someone obsessed with technology -live in a paranormal town where weird shit happens -know a badass 12 year old girl

[lesbonoiold]

current mood: eating a shit ton of rice and crying

[lesbonoiold]

I have so many questions abt how flaming hair works. Are their eyebrows fire too? Flaming pit and leg hair? Shaving cream made from fire extinguisher fluid? Fire pubes? Does it actually retain heat? So many questions.