Once Upon a December || PTRP Task 10
A chill swept through the Underworld, gently tugging at Hades’ robes and causing the crown of blue flames to flicker and sway as he stood at the edge of the precipice. ‘Winter.’ The god inhaled slowly, rolling his shoulders back and peering down into the void. Moans from below echoed in the stone chamber, a ghastly chorus of the dead and damned swirling endlessly in that deep cavern where the Styx pooled and the current dragged them deeper into the icy waters. A wail surged up from below, and Hades sighed. “Yeah, tell me about it.”
Sound traveled well in the Underworld. Near-constant level of ghostly screams filled every nook and cranny of his domain at all hours of the day. And yet somehow Pain’s grating voice managed to stand out above it all like a shrill bird crowing in the distance. Hades closed his eyes, rubbing the spot between them with his fingers as he shook his head. “Just ignore him, Hades. He’ll shut up once he realizes you’re not gonna answ—”
The flames on his head briefly sparked into an orange-yellow hue, spreading down his shoulders as he gave a growl in his throat. “Oh for the love of—” With a quick sweep of his hand, Hades disappeared from the precipice in a plume of black smoke and reappeared on the shores of the Styx where he’d told Pain and Panic to go up to the surface to help Charon with ushering souls into his boat. When he arrived near the steps leading to the surface, he watched with a narrowed gaze as Pain and Panic came barreling down, eventually tripping over themselves before landing face-first onto the hard stone at his feet. Swooping down, Hades grabbed Pain by his tail, and hoisted him into the air, glaring at him, yellow-gold flames emphasizing his words. “What, Pain? What, in Hera’s name, is sooo important that you need to screech my name from across the Underworld like you’re a godDAMN HARPY?!” They knew better than to make him come so close to the entrance of the Underworld this time of the year. He could feel the breeze from the surface, after all. And all that did was remind him that it was winter already.
Pain cringed in fear, panting for breath as he dangled there in front of Hades. He could barely push words out, his little hands flailing around as he tried to get his point across. “Someone...entrance...king!”
“Oh gods,” Hades groaned, dropping the imp unceremoniously onto the floor before pinching the bridge of his nose and closing his eyes. “Panic, please decipher this idiot’s sentence for me.”
Shivering as he helped Pain to his feet, Panic nodded furiously. “Y-Yes my lord! W-We went up to the surface to ch-check if there were more souls there waiting, and...and...we saw more. Well, no, not souls, but mortals. People. We saw them and—”
“Is there a point to this story?” the god interrupted, shooting a look at Panic over his hand.
“There’s a...a man, a king, at the entrance of the Underworld, Lord Hades,” Pain finally managed to spit out, hunched over as Panic took cover behind him.
Hades gave both of them an irritated look, scowling. “And, what? He needs someone to hold his hand on the way down to meet Charon?” He could hear the low, watery chuckling of Charon a few yards away, pushing his boat away from the shore and guiding the next batch of souls into the depths of the Underworld. “I don’t understand what the problem is, boys. I mean, it’s not like we don’t have kings floatin’ around the Styx as it is—”
Panic shook his head once he poked it up above Pain’s shoulder. “N-No, my lord. H-He says...um...he says he h-has need of your...erm...p-protection—”
“He says he has something for you!” Pain blurted over the other imp, only to shrink back in case Hades got upset at him raising his voice.
Instead, however, the god looked entirely annoyed by this revelation and gave a ragged sigh. “Can’t you guys just, I dunno, turn into a manticore and scare him off? I don’t have time for this. I’m...I’m busy.”
Pain and Panic exchanged glances; they knew what that meant this time of year, but the man at the surface had been adamant. Pain swallowed hard, building up just enough courage to offer a soft, “But he said its important.”
Instantly the flames on Hades’ head shot up in a golden flare as he bent down to their level. “I DON’T CARE!!” Pain practically scrambled on top of Panic’s head while the other was trying to do the same to him, and the two fell back in a knot of flailing limbs and tails as Hades straightened up again and his coloring returned to normal. “My guess is his majesty up there wants to offer some gold in order to buy himself maybe a couple more years on the surface. Or maybe he wants to get a nice palace in Elysium. I don’t know. I don’t care. I don’t want to deal with him right now.”
Hades was just about to snap his fingers and return to his precipice when Panic somehow managed to squeak out one last thing from behind the stone he was taking cover from. “It’s not gold!” He crouched down lower as Hades snapped his head around to look at him. “I-I-It’s a p-person.”
The god’s expression fell slowly as he realized just what the boys were trying to imply. Once everything clicked into place, the god let his head fall back and gave a loud, “Fuck!” Returning his attention to his imps, he spoke to them (but mostly aloud to himself) as he dusted off his chiton. “Like I don’t have enough dead bastards around here clogging up my river. I’m not about to add human sacrifice victims to my growing list.” He crouched down and grabbed Pain and Panic by the scruff of their necks, glaring at them. “Show me where they are,” he murmured, and the three melted into a dark wisp of smoke.
The wind howled unpleasantly outside the gaping maw of the cave causing the melted-down candles to dance in the breeze it created, casting wild shadows on the wall of the cave. Two armed guards stood near the entrance with torches held aloft, which at this point had started to grow dim as the night wore on. King Creon paced the rocky floor, passing a hand over his lips and shaking his head at his own thoughts. Seated on a large boulder covered in the wax of many burnt-out candles, Megara sat in her cloak, protected from the cold and the prying eyes of anyone who’d seen them leaving the palace that night. She watched her father move restlessly back and forth, noted the fear in his eyes, the worry. Creon eventually stopped, his back to his daughter, as a heavy sigh escaped him. He sounded so tired, so disappointed that his prayers had not been heard. He’d been at it for hours now, and still nothing. “I don’t think he’s coming.” He hesitated before turning back to his daughter, defeat clear on his face. The god of the Underworld clearly had better things to do than to hear the pleas of a mortal. He should have known it wouldn’t work. “We may have to come back another night. But at this point I can’t even be sure he hears us.”
“Oh ye of little faith.” The king, his guards, and Megara all turned their attention to the mouth of the cave where, out of the shadows materialized a hulking and dark figure. “Hey boys.” Fire suddenly sprang from his head and the guards stumbled back and dropped their torches before drawing their trembling swords at the figure. “Whoa, whoa...listen, I really don’t feel comfortable with people pointing shit at me, so just—” the figure grabbed the ends of the swords, which instantly glowed red-hot and caused the guards to yelp in pan before releasing their weapons as they burned their hands. “There we go.”
As the guards continued to backpedal towards their king, Creon could only stare in wide-eyed awe at the figure now lit by the candles glowing around him. “L-Lord Hades,” he breathed.
“Yeah, hi, how ya doin?” The god gave a toothy smile, only for it to crinkle into a sneer when the king dropped to the floor. The guards followed suit, as did Megara once her father gave her a side-long glance from his position. “Huh,” Hades grunted, only to look down at Pain and Panic as they clung to his robes from behind. “How come you assholes don’t bow like that for me anymore?”
“Lord Hades, please. Please have mercy on us,” Creon murmured, drawing the god’s attention back to him. “We have come a long way, and w-we did not know if you would hear our prayers.”
“Uh-huh. Sorry about that. Things get a little noisy down there. What with all the wailing and screams of the damned.” The god moved past them, making his way over to the opening that led down into the depths of the earth. He made sure to get between the mortals and that entrance, not wanting any of them to get any funny ideas about trying to get in there. When he realized that they were still bowing, the god rolled his eyes. “Alright, alright, you can get up now. Sheesh.” He gave a flick of his fingers, drawing a heavy stone towards him only to sit down atop of it as the men and cloaked figure all rose to their feet and turned to face him. “So, to whom do I have the great pleasure of speaking to?”
Creon stepped forward, bowing his head. “King Creon of Thebes, my lord.”
Hades, however, was busily plucking at the threads on his chiton, not even bothering to look up at the man. “Thebes. Nice place.” After a few moments, he laced his fingers together and sat them on his lap, now meeting the mortal’s gaze with a sarcastic smile. “So, I hear you have a little present for me, huh?”
Nodding, Creon gestured for Meg to come closer, placing his hands on her shoulders. “Uh...yes. I...” he hesitated, looking towards his daughter one last time before turning to the god. “I present to you my—”
“Stop.” Hades held up his hand, with startled the king and caused him to halt mid-sentence. Leaning back on his stone seat, Hades propped himself up with an elbow and gave the king a bored expression. “A couple things, your highness. One, I don’t like visitors to my temple. Which, let’s be honest,” he spread his hands out, gesturing to the damp environment around them, “it’s just a big fucking cave with some candles in it.” Definitely not like Zeus’s fancy marble temple filled with incense and who knows what other nice things. “Two, I like it even less when visitors bring me shitty offerings. Three, human sacrifices make for shitty offerings. I mean, it’s great in theory, but it just really messes up the flow of the Underworld, y’know?” He watched the king frown, opening his mouth to protest, but interjected before he could. “‘Cause now I got this dead guy hanging around, and I gotta tell him that he died in vain because I don’t accept bribes from some mortal who thinks he’s better than everyone else and deserves a nice piece of real estate once he shows up on my doorstep. So, thanks. But no thanks. Keep your shitty offering.” Hades raised his hand once again to twist it in the air, ready to vanish, when the King suddenly surged forward.
“My lord, wait, please! It’s not a sacrifice!” Hades gave him a bland look, and the king shied backwards. “Well...in a way it is. It...It’s my daughter, Megara.” Creon turned to the cloaked figure, nodding, before looking at Hades once again. He could see Megara beside him carefully removing the shroud that covered all but her eyes. He watched Hades’ expression falter, and a frown start to crease his brow as he sat upright on his rock. Once Megara had removed the bland cloak and handed it to the guards, all that was left was her black chiton, dyed in an attempt to appease the lord of the Underworld, along with the heavy golden jewelry that hung around her neck and dripped off of her wrists and ears. Creon brought his daughter close to his side once again, an arm wrapped protectively around her shoulders as he stared at Hades’ slack-jawed face. “If it would please you, Lord Hades, I...I would like for you to take her as a bride.”
That got an instant reaction from the god. He slipped right off of the stone to his feet and waved his hands in the air. “Whooooa-ho-ho. Time out. Bride? Ha, no, I-I think you got me mixed up with another god. You’re probably looking for Zeus, he’s the one with all the wives. I don’t...I don’t have a place for a bride in the Underworld.” Not after the fiasco with the last one. No. The Underworld was his domain. Alone.
Creon seemed to blanch at his words. “No, not Zeus.” He watched as Hades narrowed his gaze at him, swallowing past the knot in his throat. “We know the tales. Lords Zeus and Poseidon...they are...” he trailed off, but Hades knew where he would have gone with that thought. Zeus and Poseidon weren’t exactly husband material. The king shook his head. “I can’t leave my only daughter with them. I’d never forgive myself if something were to happen to her.”
Hades grimaced, still very much displeased with the reason why they were all here. He would rather it have been human sacrifice at this point. His gaze wandered back to Meg, who was staring at him. Funny, she didn’t seem afraid. “We were told by a prophet that she would die at the hands of the man she loved,” Creon continued, bringing the god’s attention back to him. “I feel that would only be more likely if she were to be given to one of your brothers.” That was met with a slight, half-hearted shrug and nod from Hades. He wouldn’t deny that that was probably true. “But you, my lord...I can’t imagine you would kill her. Otherwise her soul would be torturing you from the depths of the Styx for all eternity.”
The god sighed, folding his arms over his chest as he felt Pain and Panic peering around him. “Yeah. That would be kind of a bummer.” His focus returned to Megara, studying her closely. He’d be lying if he didn’t admit she was beautiful. Why anyone would want to kill someone like her was unthinkable. But Hades knew better than to doubt words of prophecy; if they were told she would be killed, then that was that. He took a few steps towards Meg, wanting to see if she’s shy away like the others.
She didn’t.
“So what’s the catch here?” he finally uttered, looking towards the king.
Creon seemed perplexed. “Catch?”
“Yeah. Like, what,” he gestured to her dress, “is she half goat under that tunic or something? Did Zeus put you up to this?”
The king and his daughter exchanged looks before he shook his head. “No, no, nothing of the sort. All I ask of you is to protect her. I know that the Underworld is no place for mortals, so her true love cannot travel there to harm her. She will be safe with you, and that is all I can hope for.”
Hades clicked his tongue against his teeth, the vicious points gleaming in the candlelight. Turning back to Meg, he addressed her directly. “What about you, Princess?” His lips curled into wry, cruel smile. “You okay with daddy signing your soul over to the king of the Underworld.”
Megara didn’t seem to bat an eye, though her voice did waver slightly. “It’s better than dying at the hands of a man who said that he loved me.”
Hades pulled an impressed face, forking his thumb at the girl as he looked at the king. “Pretty and profound.” Creon apparently didn’t see the humor as he failed to laugh, and Hades’ smile wilted as well. So this was serious. Fine, he could play serious for a while. He mulled over the man’s request, all the while keeping Meg in his sights. Would it really be so bad to accept? He’d have a pretty girl around and some company that seemed more intelligent than what he was currently stuck with. The cons? Another marriage under his belt that was clearly not meant to last. Still, at this point, he didn’t want the king going to his younger brothers for help; gods only know what Zeus would do if he got a look at this girl and decided he wanted her for himself. Hades may have been the king of the underworld, the most reviled of his siblings, and the least-appreciated god in the cosmos...but he had some compassion. He couldn’t just let the girl die. Then he’d really be stuck with her nagging him for eternity about how he could have saved her with this deal. “Well, your highness, I guess you caught me in a rare good mood. I’ll take your deal.” A look of relief seemed to wash over the king, though it seemed mixed with fear. Not that he blamed the mortal; giving your only daughter to the god known for hanging around dead people for eternity wasn’t really a step-up in life. But at least she’d be alive. Oh the irony. Hades flexed his fingers before holding out his hand for the king to accept to seal this deal. But before Creon could, Hades pulled his hand out of the way, furrowing his brows at the man. “IF you promise to never speak of this to anyone who is not already privy to the information.” Creon arched his brow in confusion before Hades gave him a less menacing look. “See, I can’t have a bunch of mortals coming around, offering me wives ‘n shit. I’m a busy god.”
That seemed to ease the king’s mind once more as he nodded in agreement. “You have my word.”
Hades smirked, holding his hand out again before taking hold of the king’s. A flash of light seemed to erupt from their hands, temporarily blinding the king, his guards, and the young woman after being in such a dark cave for so long. After the deal had been struck, Creon pulled his hand back and studied it in the dim light; a mark was burned into the flesh of his palm. Painless, but it looked as if it had been scarred into his skin. The mark of Hades. The mark of a deal with the king of the Underworld. Hades folded his arms again, waiting until the king and the others looked at him. Raising his brows expectantly, he gestured at them with a flick of his wrists. “Go on. Say your goodbyes and then skedaddle.”
The god didn’t bother watching them say goodbye. He didn’t want to deal with the tears and the hugs and all of that sentimental nonsense. Megara promised that she’d see her father again someday, and Hades snorted in the background. ‘Does no one understand the rules of the Underworld?’ Well she’d learn sooner or later, and by then it would be too late anyways. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the king gathered up his guards, his daughter’s cloak, and pressed one last kiss to her forehead before they walked out of the cave’s entrance. Hades sighed, turning towards his new ‘bride’ and saw that she was staring at him. There were tears still in her eyes and wetting her cheeks, but other than that there was no emotion on her features. Well, there was a little bit of what looked like anger, which made the god scoff again. “What?”
“Nothing,” she spat.
“Good, that’s what I like to hear.” He walked up to her and took her by the upper arm. Despite his god-like strength, his hold was still gentle albeit a bit cold. He could see goosebumps prickle up on her skin from the touch of his icy fingers. Without another word, he gave a flick of his wrist and inky smoke consumed them. Pain and Panic still clung to his robes, but when they reappeared in the palace of the Underworld, the two imps tumbled forward and scrambled to untangle their tails from one another. Hades, on the other hand, released Meg and took a few steps back from the girl. “There we go! Home sweet home. And now that we’re all settled, Pain, Panic, say hi to your new mommy.” Meg frowned again, only to gasp when she saw the imps appearing by her feet. Her expression turned to disgust before shooting a look at Hades. The god merely smiled at her. “I know. They’re hideous. Pers used to say they took after me, but I don’t see the resemblance, honestly.” He snapped his fingers, brows lifting up slightly. “Oh, and speaking of her,” another smooth gesture of his hand formed a ring of smoke, which materialized into a solid gold wreath crown that he gently held between his fingers. The crown was made up of hammered leaves and petals of gold that formed flower-like structures. Garnets embedded in the center of each flower provided a rich, deep red color that reflected what little light there was in the Underworld. Walking over to Meg, the god unceremoniously plopped the crown atop her head and gave a soft hum in his throat. “Well would you look at that? It fits.”
Meg still frowned, but her hand gently reached up to touch the flowering gold wreath on her head. Her mind wandered back to his earlier words, only then putting the pieces together in her head. “Pers...Persephone?” She watched the god’s wry smile fall again, his black eyes hardening upon hearing the name. “You mean she’s not still down here?” The god’s gaze narrowed. He didn’t reply, but it was clear by the look he wore that this wasn’t a topic he wanted to broach right off the bat. They’d only been together all of a minute and already she was prying into his life. But just as Hades turned away, ready to make his way over to his throne, Meg took a few steps after him while fussing with the crown so that it didn’t slip off her head. “But it’s winter, and the only reason winter comes around is because Demeter—”
Hades spun around on his heels, his body exploding in yellow-orange flames. “I know the story!” He watched Meg’s eyes go wide in surprise as she jerked backwards, and Hades gave a snarl in his throat as the flames fizzled back down into their typical blue color. “I know the story. I am the story. You don’t have to tell me. I know.” The two stood there for a moment, staring at each other. Hades was doing this woman a favor by keeping her alive. The least she could do is not inject herself in his personal business. The god frowned, glancing down quickly when he saw movement, only to snarl, “Pain!” when he saw the imp getting a little too curious about what might be under the girl’s dress as Panic was busy studying the material beside him. Pain quickly stood at attention, as did Panic, and Hades pressed his fingers together as he sneered at them. “Boys, show the nice lady to her room.”
Megara, who had tried to kick Pain away once she realized what he was doing, scowled at Hades again. “Wait, my room? Don’t you mean our room?”
“No, I mean your room. My room is the big one with all the skulls and pointy rocks and yours is gonna be the one filled with nice furs and frilly, girly bullshit.” Hades took a few steps closer to her, placing his face in her. “Listen, Meg. Can I call you Meg? Your dad and I made a deal.” He prodded her with his finger against her sternum, not caring if she winced at his touch. “You’re my wife now, Princess. But don’t think that means anything is happening between you and me. I’m not going down that road again, got it?” The young woman said nothing, the crown shifting and tilting down lopsidedly on her head as they stood there. Hades offered her another cold smile and reached up to fix the crown, much to her chagrin. “Good.” With that, he nodded at his imps, who took Meg by the hem of her dress and began to tug her towards the throne-room doors. Meg tried to protest, but Hades only spoke over her, waving goodbye as she was pulled out of his sight. “Goodnight, dearest darling of mine! Sleep tight! Don’t let the shades bite!”
The doors closed behind Pain, Panic, and Meg with a heavy thud. The moment they did, Hades closed his eyes and his smile fell from his lips. The god shuffled over to his throne, a gnarled mess of pointed rocks and cooled molten stone that had been formed into a vaguely seat-shaped mass. Sighing Hades propped his head up on his hand, scrubbing his features with his fingertips as he let his decision sink in. He’d taken on another wife. Only this time, she had every reason to stay with him. Still, it was painfully obvious that neither of them wanted this, which was just another added stress to his life. A groan slipped from his lips as he shook his head, only able to utter a soft, “Fuck me,” as he began to doubt the terms of this deal.