What is happening (*russian accent*) spoiler alert!
So I got Amazon prime and now I’m watching PU-239.
Oscar just hit a dog and now they are trying to extort money. But I guess he didn’t leave it lying there right? And he apologized, so …
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“You see that? You know what that is?” “French fry.” “Oh god. An opportunity.” “Ohh….o…kay.” “I also thought it was French fry.” “….Six minutes is the lifespan of a French fry, so what would you do, what would you do?” “Order McNuggets chicken instead.” Oh my god how did Oscar get through this without snorting!?
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He is being so adorbs with a kid. “Respect the Jacksons!”
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“Pu? What’s Pu?” “Would anyone like to buy some pu?”
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“Just don’t fuck with the stereo.”
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Things are getting bananas. This poor guy is suffering and now he’s answering the phone for Oscar and he’s telling the guy stuff he shouldn’t and
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His skank ass baby mama or gf or whatever betrayed him just physically broke his heart and how he is defending her saying he wouldn’t hit her, and he got the shit beat out of him with a tennis racket. Things are not going well.
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He is talking about his son. Asking the guy if he has pics of his son. He is tearing up. Ugh emotions. “No charges for a man saying goodnight to his son.” Waaaaahhhhhhh 💔
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Two men getting desperate as they stare death in the eye. Oscar is showing the lengths he’s willing to go to in order to see his son Andre again.
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“Time takes half of us away and then comes back later for the rest. We are children, and then we are parents. We are long division; slowly we decay, into memory.”
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Are you kidding me? His life ends that way? Now the other guy is lying about the plutonium. So Pu guy is dragging Oscar’s dead body down the street.
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The other guys shot pu guy. Now neither man will see their son again. The other guys just snorted plutonium.
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The moral of the story is that life is balls. I need some rum.
