I love my job. As I settle in though, I can’t help but think of the interview questions I probably SHOULD have been asked in addition to the ones I WAS asked. Interview questions such as:
“How are your animal sounds?”
“Can you mimic automotive and/or construction vehicle noises?”
“Do you have mad artistic skills with glue and trash?”
“What are your thoughts on the bodily fluids of young children?”
“Are you okay with holding bugs?”
“Are you okay with eating bugs?”
“Can you use power tools safely?”
“How many languages can you say ‘hello’ in?”
“Dressing up in costumes at work, cool or not?”
“Is the majority of your wardrobe washable?”
“Addiction preference: chocolate, coffee or yes?”
“Are you okay with silly dances?”
“How many nursery rhymes or children’s songs can you sing from memory at the drop of a hat?”
“Do you play an instrument?”
“How are your cooking skills?”
“Are you good at reading maps?”
“How fast can you walk without running?”
“Are you afraid of rodents?”
“How are your acting skills?”
“How are your creative writing skills?”
“How big of a geek are you?”