An actual conversation I had in the hallway at school a month ago
*me with a metal water bottle that isn't even the hydroflask brand*
Person: "What's in your hydroflasksksk?"
Me: Water
Person: *grabbing the bottle out of the bookbag pocket* I don't know... this doesn't feel like the density of water. I think it's liquid cocaine.
Me: Trust me, it's water
Person: Liquid crack!
Me: Do you even know what the density of water is?
Person: *confidently* H2O
Me: That's the chemical formula of water
Person: I'm stupid but not THAT stupid. *gives me my water bottle and walks away*














