Pirates and Penguins
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Sidney Crosby x fem!reader
You end up at a Penguins game with your niece despite being a baseball fan, and then you take a puck to the head by none other than our resident golden boy Sidney Crosby
warnings - sarcastic reader, late twenties reader, mentions of blood, explicit language, use of y/n
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You weren't really sure how you'd even ended up at a hockey game if you were being honest with yourself.
It's not like you didn't know who the Penguins were, you didn't live under a rock. It's just that baseball was more your vibe, even if the Pirates left you tearing your hair out most of the time.
Still, you were here because your best friend's kid was obsessed, and you were nothing if not committed to being the cool aunt. Also what good was a combined art degree if not for making signs for sports?
Cassidy, your best friend and mother of Ellie had been called into the work last minute, so you'd swooped in on babysitting duty and agreed to take her to the game, even if you had absolutely no idea what you were looking at.
"Do you think they like my sign?" Ellie asked from in front of you, her little eyes wide and grin infectious as she looked out at the rink.
You were still slightly startled at how fast they were moving, and this was only warmups. You had her standing on your thighs, little hands clasped around the edges of the A3 paper you'd decorated earlier that day.
"Yeah baby, I'm sure they love it," you replied, wincing slightly as one guy stacked it on the ice right in front of you. You could see him being chirped by a couple of his teammates, and you felt a little bad, the kid looked younger than you by a good few years.
Ellie was talking on your lap, waving her sign a little bit every time a player got close. Number 87 skated by, eyes flicking across the varying signs decorating the glass.
His eyes caught yours for half a second before he skated on by and you smiled, Sidney Crosby was just as hot in real life as he was on those enormous fucking posters they put up all over Pittsburgh.
You watched as people filled in the remaining seats around you, seeing different players flinging pucks over the plexi-glass to excited fans.
It was while you were busy watching other people catch pucks, that you missed Number 87 skating over and making faces at Ellie, and missed the puck that he tossed over, falling straight through Ellie's little hands and smacking you straight in the face.
"Motherfu—" You bit your tongue, mindful of the young ears around you.
"y/n I got a puck!" Ellie screamed, hopping down off your legs to turn around and grab at the puck now situated in your lap, sign now forgotten on the floor.
The woman next to you handed you a tissue out of nowhere, just in time for Ellie to let out a little gasp, "You're bleeding!"
You felt the tell tale warm drip of blood track down the side of your head with a twitch of annoyance, you had a white top on for Godsake.
Your head throbbed where the puck had made contact, and you knew there'd be a sizable egg forming as Ellie looked up at you with tears in her eyes.
You brought the tissue from the woman up to your eye and pulled Ellie up onto your lap.
"It's okay sweetie, I'm alright, just a little bump," Ellie still looked concerned, the little girl was just as empathetic as her mother.
Someone tapped your shoulder from behind, and when you turned they were pointing back at the glass.
Pointing at Sidney Crosby to be exact. Sidney Crosby who stood right on the other side of the plexi-glass looking like he was standing trial and mouthing what looked like a very solemn apology.
Sorry or not, what kind of idiot launches a puck at a six year old standing on the lap of someone who's not even looking? You rolled your eyes ever so slightly but nodded anyway, and he made eye contact again with a tilt of his head before skating away.
Realistically you knew you should probably go see medical, just in case, but this was Ellie's night and you didn't want her to miss anything.
So, you stayed as the lights went down and the game got underway, even as your head ached and your stomach began to twist.
During the first intermission Cass texted saying she might make it for the third period and Ellie wiggled in her seat. She was so enamoured by the puck in her hands she didn't even notice when her mom snuck up on her a while later.
"Mama! Look! Sidney Crosby gave me a puck! y/n hurt her head though," she said with a little frown as Cass slipped her onto her lap.
"What happened?" Cass said, hand coming up to brush against the now clotted wound. You'd snuck a glance at yourself in the bathroom mirror during a break in play, deep purple blooming around the egg shaped lump above your eye.
"Those pucks are fucking solid is what happened," you grumbled, shooting an unhappy look at the penguins bench, not that 87 could see you.
"I dropped it kinda," Ellie said quietly into her mums chest.
That snapped you out of it.
"Nah, you did an epic job catching it, it was Crosby's fault for chipping it at a weird angle," you winked at the little girl, satisfied when she giggled back.
"But Sid's the best at hockey!"
"Nah, I reckon I could take him," you said conspiratorily as the players made their way back to centre ice for the third period.
When Ellie turned back to face the ice Cass leant over to you, "are you okay though? That bump looks nasty,"
"I feel kinda sick and my head's killing me but it's fine, I just want her to enjoy the game,"
Cass smiled, she knew how important spending time with Ellie was to you, even if it meant getting smacked in the face with a frozen piece of rubber.
By the end of the game you really just wanted to go and be somewhere quiet. Ellie was ecstatic that the Penguins had won, a goal scored right in front of her by Number 87 himself which, had you been looking, you would have seen him glancing at you with a tentative smile.
You hadn't been looking though, and it had driven him mad.
Mad enough, that as you, Cass and Ellie made your way towards the exit amongst the throngs of people jubilant from the win, a Penguins employee was going against the grain aiming seemingly straight for you.
"Oh good I caught you guys!" A flustered looking guy said, gesturing off to the side so the four of you weren't blocking the entire way.
"You're the woman Sid hit with the puck right?" You briefly feel a little bad for the kid, imagining trying to find one person is a sea of thousands.
"Yeah, what gave it away?" You laughed, self consciously reaching to touch your head again.
"He wants to apologise," and that was not what you were expecting the kid to say.
"Oh, well tell him it's fine," you replied, feeling a little antsy to get out of the throng of people once again.
"No, as in like, he wants to meet you, to apologise," the guy looked a little confused at your lack of reaction.
And okay you got it, this was Sidney Crosby, and he wanted to meet you. But also your head felt like it was being weighed down by lead and you wondered if your lunch might be making a re-appearance some time soon.
And then you looked down at Ellie, at her cherubic little face and you crumbled like a cheap biscuit.
"I'll go if they can come with me, and I can have an ice pack," The guy looked slightly surprised at being negotiated with to meet the widely considered GOAT of hockey, but nodded nonetheless before leading you towards a door leading back into the heart of the arena.
Cass nudged you, "you didn't have to do this you know, she would have understood," you looked down at the little girl currently skipping between you and felt your heart clench.
"And deny her meeting her favourite player? I'm not a monster," you smiled.
Cass eyed you with concern, "no, but i'm fairly sure you're mildly concussed."
"Yeah well, getting to see her happy will make up for it,"
"If you guys wait here, Sid will be out in a minute and I'll grab you that ice pack." The kid said before disappearing into what you assumed was the locker room.
You could see the couple of other people in the corridor looking at you with a degree of recognition, but you ignored it in favour of sitting on the floor, head tipped back against the wall.
"y/n? Is your head okay?" Ellie's little voice was tempered, and you pulled her in close so you didn't ruin her big moment.
"Yeah, remember that time last year when I got hit with a baseball? This is nothing, kiddo,"
The Penguins staff member came back with one of those fancy sports ice packs and quiet "Sid won't be a moment,"
Ellie was almost vibrating as she stood between your legs, talking at Cass about the bits of the game that she'd missed. You closed your eyes as you held the icepack to your head, pain starting to abate a little bit now you were in the peace of a mostly empty corridor.
A door opened and Ellie gasped. You could hear Cass laughing quietly but your eyes remained shut.
"Uhm, hi."
You opened your eyes to see Ellie nearly vibrating in place as she stared up at Sidney Crosby.
"Hi! You're Sidney Crosby" Ellie was typically a shy child, and despite your headache, watching her get to talk to her hero was definitely worth it.
"I am, what's your name?"
"I'm Ellie! This is my mom Cass and this is y/n, her head hurts, she likes baseball" Ellie said matter of factly and you watched as Sidney cringed a little.
"You want him to sign your jersey sweetie?" You said as he opened his mouth, you were here for Ellie more than an apology, one day this would be an amusing story.
"Can you?" Ellie gasped.
Sid smiled, his whole face changing shape with it. Something flickered inside you.
"I can do you one better, wait here," Sidney disappeared back inside the locker room for a few minutes, coming back with what looked suspiciously like a man's Penguins jersey in his hands.
"I had the guys sign this, it's for you." He crouched down until he was at Ellie's level, and chatted to her about the game until Ellie had run out of questions to ask.
"Come on little miss, bedtime for you, and I think Mister Crosby has something he'd like to say to y/n," Cass said with a smirk, trust her to drop you in it without an escape.
"We'll meet you outside,"
"Bye Sid! Thanks for the jersey and the puck!" Ellie half yelled as her and Cass wandered off.
You made no move to get up, and watched as Sidney scooted over to sit next to you, not quite touching, but close enough to feel the warmth coming off him in the chill of the corridor.
"I'm really sorry," he said, he was quieter this time, his presence taking up less space now it was just the two of you.
You turned, head still leaning against the wall, now facing him.
"Well I'd hope so, that really hurt," you were grinning as you said it, watching emotions flit across his face, something like interest settling in his gaze.
"I'm Sid, by the way," he offered his hand.
You stared at him, cocking your head to the side with a wince, and laughing gently.
"I know that, did you get a head injury tonight too?" you asked, dropping the now slightly melted icepack into his waiting hand.
He stared at it like he wasn't really sure what to do now. You laughed and then winced at the way it made your head throb.
"That was a really nice thing you did for Ellie, you've made her year."
"Yeah well, it's the least I could do after injuring her…" he trailed off.
"Auntie—well, sort of, Cass is my best friend, Ellie was born during our last year of college. As for the concussion, I took her to a Pirates game last year and took a baseball to the head, so you're actually not the first athlete to injure me." Sid listened to you talk like it was the most interesting thing he'd heard all year and you realised it was probably time to get going before the concussion made you say something stupid.
"Well, I better be going, try not to injure any more people not playing hockey, yeah?" Sid laughed and offered you a hand as you tried to get up.
You felt it then. Underneath the warmth and below the headache you know wouldn't wane for a few days, a spark of something.
"Can I get your number?" Sid asked as you brushed off your pants.
"And what does the great Sidney Crosby want with my number?"
"I wanna take you out for dinner," he paused.
"If you're open to it of course," and bless the guy, you knew the look on your face wasn't exactly welcoming, but standing upright was making everything feel worse.
"Yeah, gimme your phone," he huffed out a laugh, and it occurred to you that you might not be the first person to say that to him, but fuck it, you were kind of keen to get out of there now, GOATed hockey player for company or not.
You saved yourself in his phone as 'Prettiest Baseball Fan in Pittsburgh' and handed it back to him.
"Baseball? I injured you and you're not even a Penguins fan," he groaned.
You giggled as you made to leave.
"Pirates over Penguins all day baby."
You were almost at the door you'd come through earlier when he yelled.
"Hey y/n,"
You turned, "yeah?"
"I'm serious about taking you out for dinner you know, even if you are a baseball fan," you could see the way his smile took over his face, like he thought his joke was the funniest thing in the world, you supposed that was the sort of dork he was.
"Big words from a guy who made me bleed less than two hours ago," you could see the way he paled even from the other end of the corridor.
"Goodnight, y/n,"
"Goodnight Sidney Crosby, I'll see you around."










