brain: okay can we take another moment to stop and think about how aiiron and pulveriizer's muses get along so well? and would be the perfect couple? and are the reason you ship subaperi? and the fact that subaperi needs more love and subaki's daughter would look gorgeous with peri's gradient hair and how they'd start off with bonding over "lol laslow is so lame" and it would slowly become a friendship like "oh this was a fun talk, come to my tent later?" and then they start fighting alongside each other and then support conversations and then "holy shit i think i love you, weird as you are" and then they get married after anankos is defeated and laslow is the best man - one of the last things he does before leaving - and they have caeldori, who has pretty gradient hair and a head-ribbon like her mother's, + any and all peri fankids you come up with, and then they live the rest of their lives wonderfully, and laslow re-visits with adopted!soleil every now and then via tiki and outrealm magic and then soleil and caeldori grow to be long-distance (inter-dimensional? time-transcending?) best friends and