Hi! Could you do something for the Land of Dust and Paths, Knight of Light? THANK YOU! :)
Your nose twitches, the familiar itch that comes from the dust of your land. What a miserable land! It's almost like Arizona, in that there are paths EVERYWHERE and dust covering most!
You jump off from your quest bed, your godly garb flapping in the breeze that promises a dust storm to be conjured up soon enough. Just your luck, you sigh.
One of the lands monsters appears, a huge golem that drips gravel whenever it moves. You lament your luck once more, preparing t use your strife specibus before realizing- you're a God now! Now is as good of a time as ever to test out those amazing powers.
You conjure up all your luck in preparation to weaponize it, and as you do so, the golem lunges at you! Something happens in the meantime, though, and its hand crumbles to gravel. The gravel fortuitously misses your eyes, and you use this opportunity to attack. Your weapon raised high, you do a jump attack and hope for the best. You hit a weak spot in the golem's arm, and its other arm falls off! This must be the luck you were lacking before! It's all come back to aid you!
The fight rages on for a bit, with you gradually hacking off limbs. Some would consider it inhumane, but these are golems so no one really gives a crap. Eventually it is left with only its body and a head, and as you swipe its head off, all the limbs and stuff explode into grist! Fortunately, none of it falls off the quest bed platform. Damn you are lucky.