I didn't really feel like writing out a whole fic so here's hcs shawties
GN Reader
TW: Sex mention, Drug mention, Alcohol mention, Blood
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- You guys probably met at a show, party, or through friends
- You start off as a fling like how he had with Sandy. A set of rules, it's an open relationship, but not really a relationship? After all, posers don't fall in love.
- Even though he claims to not be in love
- Again it'd be an instance where he sees you doing the dirty deed with another person like how it was with Sandy that he'd realize he's in love with you
- It's at a show. A random person comes up to you. You've got a buzz and they're kinda hot, so you go at it.
- Stevo, standing around with Bob and Mike sees this and something snaps
- He's the only one who's allowed to have you like that. This is the first time he's actually seen you with someone else
- Wasn't he the one that said the relationship is open?
- He comes over and rips the poor person off of you before you even get at it and gives them a beating while the band plays in full fuckin swing in the background lol
- You stare at him, frozen. Was he going to hit you next? Did you do something wrong?
- After a few seconds you yell at him to stop, they didn't do anything wrong?? so wtf was he doing??
- They're a bloody pulp on the ground and you just stare at him. "Why did you do that?"
- You're not even mad, just... confused.
- He walks off, clearly angry. You lean against the grimy wall for a moment before pushing yourself off and heading over to Bob and Mike.
- They’re just like 😐🧍♂️
- "What's up with Stevo? Did he say anything to you guys?"
- Mike just shrugs and Bob speaks up.
- "I don't know man, one second he was over here then he just fuckin' bolted over there like the flash or something."
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- The next few days he avoids you like you're the plague. You even show up at his shared apartment with Bob, and Bob was the only one there, saying that he had to go do something
- The next time you see him is at an afterparty Trish hosted talking with Mark. You approach him from behind and tap his shoulder, causing him to turn around. He was initially going to yell at whoever the fuck just interrupted him conversation with the other man, but he looked shocked. You ask to talk with him privately, and the two of you step outside into the cool night.
- "So... are you gonna tell me why you fucked that person up at that show? I thought we had an agreement on your own terms?"
- "Hey- Our terms, you agreed to them. I just- I don't like seeing others on my territory is all-"
- "So i'm your territory now? Is that how it is? I thought our little fling was open," you laugh at him.
- He thins his lips and looks away. "I didn't mean it like that it just, ugh," He was the one who set up most of the rules, most importantly, the open relationship one.
- "All you had to do was ask to be exclusive with me, Stevo. It's not suddenly going to make you a poser or something."
- He'd roll his eyes. "Only posers fall in love. I'm not no fucking poser, "
- "Who said anything about falling in love? As much as i'd like it to be... a love thing. I guess you could already call me a poser."
- He's in shock??
- Someone in love with him???? no way
- On the inside he's going crazy but he kinda acts like he brushed it off
- One of his large hands runs through the back of his spikey blue hair. He's embarrassed as fuckk
- "I uh,,, don't mind being a bit of a poser with you."
- You snicker. "A bit of a poser? Just a bit? Come on," you shove his shoulder.
- “Most people who say they’re in love aren’t really into it... but... we are, right? I don’t think that makes us posers.”
- You can hear him giggling. So you've won him over.
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- Yawl in poser love as fuck
- After you guys are officially exclusive and in total poser love he's a lot more affectionate in private and he comes over to your fucking house so much?
- Bob probably picks on him like "wow and u called me a poser"
- He'd probably convince you to match stuff with him like the dyed hair or jewelry or something
- He's secretly such a basic bitch omg
- "Omg baby look at these necklaces lets get 2 and match so everyone knows"
- You, looking down at yawls matching clothes
- "Dude, we look more like siblings than anything..."
- If it was 2021 he'd probably say some sappy shit in ur dms like "ur my little sussy poser" to be funny 😐😐😐
- I mean it kinda is...?
- Whenever Bob is talking about Trish to him he just one ups him about you like
- "Trish told me this rly cool thing the other da-"
- "OH YEAH???? WELL MY S/O DID THIS AND THAT AND TH-"
- Bob is just 😐😐😐😐
- Def shows you off to his friends like
- "Hey hey hey Eddie check them out"
- "Doesn't being in love make you a poser or whatever?" Eddie says with a hint of sass
- "WE AREN'T FUCKING POSERS!! WE'RE IN REAL LOVE UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SHITTY TOWN!!" as he starts going on one of his rants about the system and how most love is fake but you guys will never split up over anything ever because you're so in love its unreal
- Bro calm down it's not that deep
- Like everyone is looking over here and Bob is giving you a look and is about to say something about how totally in real love he's in with Trish
- Shut the fuck up pplease shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
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- After Bobs death you're there to comfort him. He calls you on the phone and tells you what happened through sobs.
- You rush over immediately after Bobs body had been taken out
- You guys lay on his bed and he just sobs into your chest while clinging you like you'd disappear if he didn't hold on tight enough
- "He was my only friend, what the fuck am I supposed to do know?"
- "Me and everyone else is here, don't worry. Let it all out."
- You're running your hands through his wild hair and letting him cry. You were convinced he had fallen asleep until he asked if he could stay over at your place so he wouldn't have to stay and be reminded of Bob
- Ofc you let him. Why tf wouldn't you bruh
- He tells you that he's gonna go to Harvard like his parents wanted him to. He wants you to come with him
- If you can, he's ecstatic. You guys are gonna get married and have kids and have such a nice family!!!
- If you can't, he promises he'll be back. He'll visit every time he can.
- But ofc... ik most of yawl would be like "omg... im totally going with him...!" stares at Pierrot 😐😑😐
- Yall would totally have a kid who WOULD make a cameo in the second movie.. do not argue with me on this...
