hey i'm gonna be SUPER FUCKING PREDICTABLE and say ahote >:3c but also i'm gonna say hm. hanzo. yolo
ah, my lovely distrustful boys
ahote.
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life | MY SWEET SON WHO DID NO WRONGhotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: wants others to be safe despite his own paranoia. apologizes for snappiness even tho he’s still healing. makes the best eggsworst quality: doesn’t trust others and bad at self-careship them with: LÚCIO!! THE OTPPPP;; i also like nico/ahote and lehana/ahotebrotp them with: i love his friendship with jesse, lehana, genji, and nico!! i also like the idea of him being pals w/ cory. sleep-deprived budsneeds to stay away from: KRONOS 🔫 also the rest of talonmisc. thoughts: let him rest perhaps??? he’s good and didn’t deserve anything that happened to him just let him rest. ( preferably in lúcio’s arms) just give him this one thing
hanzo.
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: forging his own path for redemption without relying on his brother, overwatch, or talon to do so. strong sense of honor and loyalty. a lot more fashionable and trendy than expected!!worst quality: well he killed my boyfriend so jot that down. hdsjkhdkj BUT RLY i think his worst quality is his lack of self-grace/forgiveness?? like he’s spent so many years hung up on genji and his honor that he hasn’t thought of how to improve upon himself as a person, only how he can gain back his honor and genji’s forgiveness when he rly needs to take care of himself!!ship them with: happiness and fulfillment... hdkhdfkj idk i mean i can think of some self-inserts and ocs i ship w/ him and also some hanzo ships i don’t mind but i think a friend is rly what he needs rn :((brotp them with: genji!!! platonic hanzo/zen and hanzo/mercy also intrigue me :oc also platonic hanzo/zarya so she can help beef up those chicken ankles!! PLATONIC HANZO/WIDOW IS ALSO FUNNY... i just want hanzo to have all the friends okneeds to stay away from: the rest of the shimada clan, if they’re still out there. they made him kill his BROTHERmisc. thoughts: he just... really needs a friend, i think. somebody give him a roommate who he can vent to and hang out with w/o any judgements who’s willing to wrap a blanket around his shoulders when he falls asleep on their apartment couch at 1am while watching one piece reruns on adult swim. also hanzo is pan and u can pry this from my cold dead hands











