#puns!

[historian-in-pearls]

I got this notepad for grocery lists and I’m way too amused by it

[nimblermortal]

Fish woes, or sorroe,

[ash-hesake]

He's so sensi-teeth for a ringmaster

*ba bum tsss*

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm busy *cough procrastinating cough* writing my other fics so did not get around to a new one this year, but enjoy the speed run friends-to-fiancés Valentine's Day Buddie fic I did last year! With puns! Because I love puns.

Title: paradise under a pine tree

Rating: M

Word count: 4.5k ish

Summary: Eddie brings Buck a gift, not expecting anything in return, and ends up with a fiancé.

Taglist @idealuk @inell @vronmitchell @happyhauntt @marissaleec

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Something "English Sonnet"-adjacent

Like jagged rocks beneath the water's skin, Each consequence of long-ago mistakes Disturbs the current narrative of dreams. I wake with aching head and asthma breath, As every headline of the Morning News Keeps dripping, dripping, dripping, in my ears (The world I love is being taken down). I'm feeling like an insect in the rain: By laws of physics, gravity, and mass (The calculations, observations say) This should roll off my back. I can still fly. But all I want is someplace safe to land. So this is my attempt to tame the storm With metered language, measured out in feet.

[shilo-sumac]

why does the queen of galar keep a close eye on her pidove?

to make sure they dont start a coo

[aryamistwood]

they're marching...ghasts!

get it??