#puntimes

[stabbygabbytattoo]

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I was playing around with a new app the other day and realized I never even posted a photo of this BUTTER-fly I did on @betseychang! So here’s an extra sparkly video of a butter-fly! Chrissy, always with the pun tattoos! ❤️😂 (disclaimer- the shimmering appearance is an effect from an app) • • #puntimes #punny #punnytattoos #puntattoos #butter #buttertattoo #butterflytattoo #butterfly #butterstick #kawaii #kawaiitattoo #kawaiigirl #kawaiibutterfly #glitter #glittertattoo #glittertattoos (at Steady Tattoo and Body Piercing) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bno_JlTh4C3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l5leljrl5pw4

[choppingonions]

Sometimes life's a beach, but you just gotta ride out the waves. You'll sea . . . . . #weddingtablenumbers #weddingtablenumbers #watercolourpainting #watercolour #tofino #beach #lifesabeach #lamepun #puntimes (at Tofino, British Columbia)

[asleepysentry]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ - ... ... ... <3

Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.

*ok uh..[He’s basing this off of your icon]*hey there bud, how about we arrange a heart to heart?*i could soul you the real me?

[asleepysentry]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.

*you know i’d tell pap that the dog only hangs around cause i give it food but*i find the way he reacts dog-gone hilarious

[asleepysentry]

* meme me up scotty. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.

*heh heh heh*i’d lv to*but first i gotta get something out of the way,*you don’t need me to meme you up, you’re already a bone-a-fied meme yourself there bud.*it’s nice seein ya around on this dashboard thing*all your posts really tickle my ribs.*but you came for a pun, so i should deliver heh. i’m stallin*i told undyne she needed to work on her image, cause people were saying that she was kinda…fishy

[zombiebrainsoup]

OKAY SO

yesterday I went to IKEA with the fambam to get a new mattress for me

I was testing them out by laying down on them and the shop assistant came over to ask to see if I needed any help, and said that I could roll back the mattress pads that were lying on top of the mattresses, to test them out.

so b/c I’m a lazy asshole I just partially unrolled it so I could lay crosswise on the bed, and the lovely shop assistant came back and said that I could completely roll it off if I wanted to lie down on it straight.

so, of course, taking the opportunity, I said that “I don’t do anything straight”

[zombiebrainsoup]

friend: you and your nose obsession

me: it's a fetish ok

call a spade a spade

I feel no shame over it ;P

friend: well I didn't want to be nosy

me: you ponce-nez

friend: I'm not sure what that means, but I guess it's a pun. who nose

me: it's a nostrilian thing

[zombiebrainsoup]

an internet friend is a pen pal in spirit, if not in letter