#puppy!pete

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Puppy Pete being an absolute slut for headpats - 🍕

It starts with something casual, like Patrick passing by Pete sitting on the couch and gently patting his head as he goes to get some water. Pete hardly notices, just smiles and goes back to his scrolling through Twitter. But then a week later when Pete wakes up with another nightmare, Patrick pets his hair down and sings softly to him, and Pete is asleep again in minutes, no bad dreams to be found. A month later, Pete announces that he’s cleaned his bunk up and done his laundry, and Patrick pats his head and grins, saying, “Good boy,”. And that’s when Pete realizes he is living for these goddamn head pets and will do anything to get more. Sometimes he’ll bump his head against Patrick’s hand and Patrick won’t ask any question, just run his fingers through the other boy’s hair and pat it down gently. 

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I feel like puppy Pete in panties is one part adorable because puppy Pete, one part hilarious because he'd try to put it for over his tail, and a billion parts sexy because I n e e d puppy Pete riding Patrick or I'll actually perish lmfao - 🍕

Honestly all I can picture is Pete struggling so hard, his tail won’t stop wagging because he’s so excited and he’s been falling all over himself and is about to give the fuck up when Patrick comes in to help. They have to cut a little hole in the back of the fabric because having his tail trapped is uncomfortable, but with a little handy sewing work, he looks adorable and pleased. And then proceeds to ride Patrick like a freight train until they’re both exhausted and panting, shaking just slightly, and smiling. 

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Werewolf mob Peterick, where like Pete is Patrick's pet after being found on the streets and Patrick taking care of him (obviously lol), but if anyone tries to fuck with Patrick he'll change from puppy Pete into a giant wolf - 🍕

Lmao that is so many tags

Most of the time Pete is a sweet little puppy boy who loves getting pet and cuddling Patrick, and a lot of people think he’s just like Patrick’s little toy or whatever, but those are the people who have never faced Pete angry. The people who have faced Pete angry are the ones who leave (if they’re lucky) scratched and bleeding, having had to basically beg for their lives because a large wolf had them pinned to the ground and was inches from tearing their throats out. The only thing that saved them was Patrick tugging Pete away, and even then they could see that the wolf was considering mauling them to death anyways. There never are any repeat offenders...

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There's just something so soft about Patrick bathing a sleepy puppy Pete tbh - 🍕

You are very right

Patrick being gentle while he scrubs shampoo through his hair, making sure not to get any soap in his eyes. Pete’s so tired he can barely tilt his head back when they rinse, and he keeps his eyes closed the whole time, even when Patrick’s just washing his body. The bubbles smell like lavender and Patrick hums softly as he works, different little lullabies that he’s picked up across the years. When he’s done, he drains the tub and scoops Pete up, wrapping him in a fluffy white towel and carrying him off to bed. The lights are low and the overhead fan is on, and they curl into each other beneath a heavy comforter as they drift off. 

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*slides over pics of various pastas* will this cover more bartender!puppy!Pete and baker!Patrick (broke ass lesbian from before 😭)

You’re a smart cookie, my broke ass lesbian, because I am a sucker for all kinds of pasta (fun fact: penne is my least favorite)

Sometimes when Patrick gets off early, he’ll come to the bar to surprise Pete because his boyfriend always gets the biggest smile when he sees Patrick walk through that door. Patrick never orders anything besides a soda or some water, or maybe a virgin pina colada because he likes to be alert, likes to watch to make sure that no one tries messing with Pete even though obviously the other boy works this job every day and manages just fine on the days Patrick doesn’t come in. He also likes coming in because usually Pete can manage to get off early too and then they can go get dinner and have a little date night.

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*rhythmic chanting* Pete is a bartender Patrick's a baker. Pete Is A Bartender Patrick's A Baker. PETE IS A BARTENDER PATRICK'S A BAKER! ¡P E T E I S A B A R T E N D E R P A T R I C K ' S A B A K E R! PeTe Is A- I think you get the picture. I've been fawning over this for like ever, because the thought of Pete being like this life of the party who comes home to this stoic, cute baker and becomes this subby brat when everyone thinks he's a Dom is just ahhh (this is puppy Pete btw uwu) - 🍕

It is a really cute idea!

Pete spends a lot of his afternoons and some nights behind a bar serving drinks to girls who fawn over him and guys who try to get a little too close before they know what’s good for them while Patrick gets up early in the morning to surround himself with the scent of fresh-baked bread and warm sugar. Basically, they’re polar opposites that most people would peg as entirely incompatible, but they couldn’t be more wrong. When Pete comes in late at night because they had a rush and were understaffed, Patrick is there on the couch wrapped in a blanket reading, ready to take him into his arms and sing him right to sleep. When Patrick comes home aound 5 grumpy because he dropped an entire pan of finished cupcakes and had to redo the whole batch, Pete is already there because he’s told the rest of the staff at the bakery to let him know when they think Patrick will need just a little extra loving that night. One is sharp and the other sweet, but it works in more ways than one, and many no one but them could ever begin to fathom. 

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I've always imagined that puppy!Pete's origin story to the mob was him being sort of like and illegally traded hybrid that Patrick found at another person's base during a raid, and he cleans Pete up and feeds him and is just generally nice to him, so Pete sticks around and eventually they get together

Aww that’s so sad and also cute!

He’s lived most of his life in a lab but then ends up getting sold to this mob boss who thinks he might be able to use him for like, fighting or defense or something (like a guard dog almost) but Pete is not about that life, so he turns out to be pretty useless on that front. When the mob boss figures out Pete’s not willing to fight (and die) for him, he just locks him away and forgets about him for the most part. Enter Patrick, who has had a problem with this mob boss for a pretty long while anyways and when he finds this pathetic looking little puppy boy locked away in his compound during the raid Patrick finally stages, well, Patrick snatches him right up and finds it’s only half out of spite. Pete has trust issues, obviously, and doesn’t trust this man with the blue eyes and gentle hands, but he does eat what he’s given and doesn’t protest too much at the bath he’s practically forced to have. It takes a few weeks, but Pete begins to open up to Patrick and wanders around the compound a little bit every day. He tells Patrick often that he’ll probably be leaving soon, find his own place and all that, but three years later when he’s curled against Patrick’s side naked, he’s still saying that. 

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Can we get some adorable spoiled!keno mob au headcanons on how each of the pairs celebrate Valentine's day! Hope your feeling better poppet, you truly deserve good things :) - 🍕

Still isn’t Valentine’s day (and is actually farther away than yesterday lmao) but here we go. I’ll split it up by pairing so people can read what they want.

Peterick: Pete is able to convince Patrick they should take a day off because it’s Valentine’s Day, Trick, come on! A day of looovvee, don’t you love me? It’s not the guilt-trip that does Patrick in, but the fact that he knows Pete will pout the rest of the week if he doesn’t. They go out to see a movie, that new Star Wars one, and Pete cuddles against him and holds his hand. Then they have dinner at that one place Patrick’s been wanting to try for ages, and Pete gets an ice cream sundae for dessert. When they get home, Patrick’s surprised to find Pete has decorated their room with rose petals and candles, all too cheesy, but very thoughtful, and Pete looks so excited and proud of his work, tail wagging and eyes bright, so Patrick, of course, takes full advantage of the mood.

Joncer: Spencer says he really just has no time for things like Valentine’s Day, and honestly people should be showing their love for him all the time anyways, so what’s the point? Jon laughs, ruffles his hair and tweaks his ears, but something about him seems kind of disappointed even though Spencer tries to ignore it. He can’t, in the end, and surprises even himself by coming home with a dozen roses and a box of chocolates that he lays in Jon’s lap before kissing him very softly, and almost a little hesitantly as if he were nervous of all things. The smile against his mouth makes it all worth it though, and he tugs Jon back to the bedroom with a smile of his own, and a strange sense of pride in his chest. 

Ryden: Ryan doesn’t dare fool himself into believing that Brendon wouldn’t want to go all out for Valentine’s Day, so he begins working ahead of time so as to not get behind when the actual holiday comes around. His boyfriend wakes to breakfast in bed with heart-shaped waffles and kisses lightly pressed all over his cheeks and then is treated to a spa day with Ryan including couples massages, facials, and a nice, warm bubble bath. He seems more than pleased, tail swishing contentedly as Ryan carefully dries him off, and Ryan thinks (thankfully) that’ll probably be the end of it. But he’s surprised to find a nicely wrapped box sitting on the bed that he knows Spencer must have helped Brendon with, and when he opens it he finds two shiny guns that have he and Brendon’s initials engraved on them. Maybe Valentine’s Day isn’t so bad.