#pure brainrot

[magicat1337]

here is your monthly dose of complete and utter slop from Shade

I saw this insane post on tiktok and beyond the sheer absurdity of it, i realized human pattern recognition is starting to turn various lights and lenses into HAL 9000.

I told the friend from the Space Odyssey watch party post and he said "this is heaven 9000, where all the 9000 computers go when they die"

i know im posting literal bullshit, but its late at night so whatever

[shatteredeight]

Stop scrolling, Samurai. You've reached a B͓̽ ͓̽O͓̽ ͓̽N͓̽ ͓̽U͓̽ ͓̽S͓̽ ͓̽ ͓̽ ͓̽S͓̽ ͓̽T͓̽ ͓̽A͓̽ ͓̽G͓̽ ͓̽E͓̽

[enyoarchives]

Do you ever have those videos of girls waxing their bfs or male family members and recording their screaming reactions pass by your fyp and you think-

"Hmm, the girls would definitely do this to Bruce except the mf would have such a high pain tolerance it would ruin the trend because he would either barely feel it or say it tickles."

[mbharestuff]

is Ralsei the Furude Rika of Deltarune

[oshic1273]

[enyoarchives]

The biggest legacy of two impactful individuals being conflicted about their place in the world and wanting to choose a peaceful path for themselves will ALWAYS be a delicious trope, and I eat that shit UP.

Not even because of the conflict and drama itself, but because of the absolute cards hidden up their sleeves after years of their past hidden away. Oh they're a normal civilian? WRONG, give them a week to brush up on all the rust and they're good to go to war.

Oh their parents are basic people who work 9-5? WRONG, they're SO influential and powerful you're nothing but an ant before their might.

But then there's their child. Quiet, normal, mediocre from head to toe aside from a little dash of face card there and a little dash of built body here.

Yes, I'm talking about you Damian sweetheart. My baby boy with a future doctorate. I love you 💞

[pokecheck77]

Okay Joe listen so if you’re gonna adopt a couple rookie forwards you gotta make sure ones Canadian and ones American, right? Best to go with the 1st overall and the 4th overall. But absolutely NOT from the same draft, make sure they are a year apart and that the 4th overall is drafted first. Also extra points if your American is born on the 17th of the month and your Canadians are born in late spring/ early summer. Oh and make sure your Canadians don’t get above 6 feet tall. Now have you ever heard of omegaverse? Because your Americans will normally be written as the Alp-

[blackmoldfever]

soupcore (the soup has pure uranium 235 chunks in it)