#purifiedxme

[hellwardbound]

The angle and timing were perfect. 

Sam was just sitting there, bent over his laptop doing some kind of nerd thing that only nerds did instead of getting laid. His own drink was long gone, but not all the ice had melted. And coming over under the pretense of whining about food and telling his brother to look something up put him in prime position to drop four frigid ice cubes right down the back of his shirt.

Gotcha bitch.

[impossiblesassarchive]

purifiedxme replied to your post: *bangs head on wall* alright brain i get that its...

woah 2am? where do u live?

'straya

[spandexfairy]

purifiedxme started following you

Hello Sam, how're you?

[impossiblesassarchive]

purifiedxme replied to your post: it’s six degrees right now and i hate everything

SIX!?

welcome to australia where the weather likes to fuck with people

[lupusperegrinum]

purifiedxme replied to your post: i lurk on my dash and every time i see someone...

// i always want to do that too, you know, but i almost never promote because i don’t talk to this person and what if s/he is just like; ‘whattefuck is that person doing’ or something. wow i don’t know where this came from i’m sorry.

nnnoooo y r u apologizing omg shhh ;;pets your faceeee

i was like that all the time before so i just kind of stayed in my corner and watched people become best friends---- wait i still do that. dANGIT.

[yourladyfreya-blog]

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Freya was running late. Not watching where she was going she ran head first into someone. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' she sighed, 'I wasn't paying attention.'