#purplerose-456

[wondertainmenttoys]

Hey, so uh... What languages, both from this universe and others, can Dr. Wondertainment speak? Asking for a friend...

Dear valued customer,

Thank you for your Inquiry regarding the one and only Dr. Wondertainment! The best customers in the world deserve the best Doctor, and what better Doctor than Dr. Wondertainment(tm)!

In regards to your question, Dr. Wondertainment is beyond talented!!! As far as we know, the Big Boss is fluent in:

English

English (UK)

English (CA)

English (BB)

English (BZ)

English (AU)

English (US)

English (NZ)

English (IND)

English (IE)

English (BS)

English (AG)

English (DM)

English (GD)

English (GY)

English (JM)

English (MT)

English (KN)

English (LC)

English (VC)

English (TT)

Gibberish

Gibberish (FR)

Any other language is covered by the innovative translators at Dr. Wondertainment’s Department of Tidy Translations & Languages(tm)!

We hope this helps! Have a Wonderful day!

[noncanonkincalls]

Hello! I was friends and almost lovers (dating) with Jeff the killer! This may seem like a troll but it's not. My name was Emily. I had long brown hair, green eyes, and freckles. I look very similar in this life to my previous life. I remember Jeff being Jeff hodek. The original. We were very comfortable with eachother, and I miss him dearly! He protected me a few times from serious situations. If this sounds familiar, please answer me!!! I am 19 years old, so please no younger than 17.

[findthebae]

Hello! My name was Emily. I'm a noncanon creepypasta character. I wasn't a creepypasta myself, but I was practically dating Jeff the killer. Specifically Jeff hodek. He was very protective and possessive of me, but he loved me unconditionally. I had green eyes, long brown hair, and freckles. Jeff, if you're out there, please answer me! I miss you and love you so very much!

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