#purtles

[ilonacho]

Purtles are a year old too someone hold me

[ilonacho]

I miss her too, Leo

[vanillapanic]

dumb chat with Irene about purtles reacting to a sick owner

kittypessimist: remember the other dy when I said something about purtles taking care of you while you're sick?? kittypessimist: I'm picturing it man i'm thinking about it Ilona Svensson: oh my god yes ok but purtle leo man purtle leo right now kittypessimist: i need him in my house kittypessimist: in my bed kittypessimist: snuggle the fuckoutta hi Ilona Svensson: yes that is very important he needs to take care of you while you're sick and snuggle you kittypessimist: oh my god i just startedthinking about each purtles reaction to sick owner kittypessimist: babies ;; Ilona Svensson: tell me more tell me more kittypessimist: oh my god so first of all kittypessimist: first of all kittypessimist: leo is v dissapointed because human isn't getting up for 4am run human???? why?? Ilona Svensson: oh my g di juts burst out lauhging lEO

kittypessimist: little fucker oh my god kittypessimist: then like suddenly realizes sOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HUMAN OH NO!! kittypessimist: they basically just think like dogs whenever they're experiencing lots of emotion kittypessimist: Leo is usually doesn't get up on the bed because that is owner's sleep space I can get my own it's okay kittypessimist: but then like ur sick and he just slowly kinda shamefully crawls up on the bed kittypessimist: stares at you kittypessimist: paws at you kittypessimist: human are you okay?? Ilona Svensson: pixie i'm gonna crY THAT'S S O CUTE kittypessimist: I'm crying i want kittypessimist: purtle lei kittypessimist: hh Ilona Svensson: lei kittypessimist: lei i'm gonn a kittypessimist: shi t kittypessimist: oh my god kittypessimist: but like he sort of just kittypessimist: sits on the bed with you all day kittypessimist: bby Ilona Svensson: uckin cutie kittypessimist: like I imagine they can still talk?? but they act like lil dumb puppies a lot kittypessimist: like he tries to make soup kittypessimist: burns it kittypessimist: as a dog his whole "oh no I did one little thing wrong I'm a failure" mentality is 10x worse kittypessimist: he just brings you the burnt soup kittypessimist: obviously not to eat but just to show you kittypessimist: he just looks at the floor in pure shame kittypessimist: hone y!! ! kittypessimist: hhhh i'm gonna cry bb Ilona Svensson: man idk that sounds about right i guess ahaha Ilona Svensson: but oh mhy gi doleo no shh kittypessimist: hone y;;;;;;;; kittypessimist: he ends up just ordering something for you instead Ilona Svensson: omggg kittypessimist: like oh god puppy leo needs constant coddling kittypessimist: like oh go d no you're fine it's fiine you're not a bad dog you're a great dog kittypessimist: lots of smooches Ilona Svensson: yes he does and you should provide him those smooches Ilona Svensson: and coddling kittypessimist: yes I am v okay with providing smooches and coddling kittypessimist: precious bae Ilona Svensson: good i'm certain he's very happy about that kittypessimist: good baby needs to be happy kittypessimist: oh my god after he orders food you have to praise him extra for that because he's still bummed about the soup kittypessimist: like good boy you're so good at ordering food! kittypessimist: he's like I see what ur doing but thank Ilona Svensson: ohhhm yg od yes omg just all the praising to show how well done it was kittypessimist: but then like the instant you're better it's right back into the usual schedule kittypessimist: like you've stopped being sick??? let's gO RUN!! !! ! Ilona Svensson: im crYING THAT'S LEO

[ilonacho]

Purtle Leo before bed

[ilonacho]

Purtle Mikey is adorbs ok thank you for your time UuU