#pussygate

[prttynrgnl]

Oscar do hv a type

[brasilando]

you’re laughing. oscar piastri just fell to his knees in the middle of a carrefour and you’re all laughing.

listen eating pussy is just a hop skip and a jump away from eating ass, if i were oscar i would take it as a positive actually

[foxlaren]

lando is reaching his final slag form. no one is safe anymore. i know i said i wanted drivers to be more whore-ish but now im scared

[tetswithah]

lando norris as your next charity pls draw a fan for you to eat out

[yao1sport]

oscar what are your thoughts on pussygate? 🎤

[scoobydoodean]

> Dean would eat pussy

> No he wouldn’t he hates women and only sees them as sex objects

> That is objectively false. He has loving relationships and normal interactions with women on your tv screen.

> I think sometimes when people assume Dean hates women it’s because they ascribe misogynist thinking to him based on stereotypes about men who are blue collar

> Dean says skank. I can’t believe deangirls think Dean has never said anything misogynist and is the number one feminist

> That is a brand new sentence.

> Dean was only responsible for a few of the uses of “skank” in the episodes you listed yet you and all your friends attribute every use of “skank” to him automatically. And intentionally avoid the context. How interesting.

> The context doesn’t matter, you misogynist. I bet you’re a racist too.

> I’m so confused right now. Can a man not say skank AND be into clam diving? Is your world that narrow???

> Wow. Dean be blue collar? How stupid. He’s a criminal, therefore does not count.

> Don’t be pedantic. Also you’re wrong. Also Kripke literally said they’re blue collar.

> Dean can’t be truly blue collar because Kripke couldn’t have read Marx’s example of the value of a linen coat in Das Kapital*. People who are not as educated as me on Theory couldn’t possibly understand what it means for a character to experience class-related stereotyping.

* this is an example Marx uses to explain the value of commodities and has nothing to do with anything we are talking about except in the most convoluted way possible.

HOW DID WE GET HERE FROM MUNCHING BOX!!!!

[alecjbi]

he’s not eating vegan pussy, he is not burying his face in that bush, he is turning his nose up at eating even the most shaved, perfect pussy out there. he is holding her head down during a blowjob, coming before he can manage to fuck her, and leaving. let’s be so real here

[orbitingspacejunk]

i know i know this is not the point and it's a funny joke not a factual declaration, but we all agree that that pussy is definitionally not vegan though, right?

like slick is an animal product. there's no other way to categorise it.