#putvedev intensifies

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Vova: “Get ripped or die mirin’ Dima”

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I don’t always have too much time on my hands but when I do…

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-Name: Dmitry "Danger" Medvedev.

-Sex: yes please!

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The office meets Dima & Vova. 

"-Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

-Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

-So I can lower it."

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Other than putvedev, are there other ruspol and crossover with ruspol ships that you're into?

Well I’ve tried to imagine Vova with other figures of ruspol, and it’s easier to tell what I’m not into: Vova with Slava can’t work because no mutual feelings, Slava is interesting but “too d4rk 5 u” and Vova’s eyes have seen too many shits and he needs Dima’s sweetness.

Vova with Timoshenko: nopenopenope. She’s a gorgeous woman though, but I can’t pair them. I’m unable to imagine Vova involved in any kind of heterosexual relationship, this is why I lol’d hard when I heard about Kabaeva and Putin, no way, this is not happening.

Anything with Kadyrov would make me throw up, I can’t stand this guy.

If putvedev wasn’t unsinkable, I’d ship Dima and Katainen, they’re pretty cute together. Slavadev is freaky because dark Slava is always tricking poor Dima, and the idea of Dima being close to Kadyrov because of Slava would cause my instant death. 

If I really had to ship Vova with someone else than Dima, why not Abyzov? He’s mysterious, he’s handsome, this could be glamour as fuck, but putvedev can’t die anyway. 

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Dima's face is priceless, chillin' and flirtin' with Ivanov and shit like there is no tomorrow and no Vova but...

GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME RIGHT NOW DIMA!

Neva5get Dima, Vova has always an eye on you. 

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"...and forgive us padre for we have sinned in thought word and deed but damn I can't say no to a rough quickie with Vova."