#pwnagemcgee

[axelsbasketopanic]

sneak peek at the latest abopcast, coming to u soon 🤫

[mellow-elbow]

[nukacherrie]

zodiac signs as out-of-context quotes from 11 drunk guys play "five nights at freddy's" (all parts)

aries: we will wipe him................TO DEATH! ah, yes, charmin! my good friend! come............with QUILTY SOFTNESS!

taurus: i need to POOP. i need to go to the bathroom. you HOOKIN ASS motherfucker! (BONUS: you know what? you know what? first of all, it's not scraggle, it's SCRUFF, so you can go fuck yourself)

gemini: ŴĔĹČŐМĔ ŤŐ ŦŔĔĎĎŶ'Ś ŦÚŃĤŐÚŚĔ

cancer: oh, gingle! ("did you just say gingle? why did you just say gingle?") i dunno....i'm afraid

leo: i hate when guys we know stick tampons up their butts and ALMOST DIE

virgo: i know a guy who used to be chucky cheese. now he's got like, a foot long red beard, he shaved his head, he's got tattoos all over his body, and he carries his girlfriend around on a leash (BONUS: holy shit he was MADE to be chucky)

libra: TEDDY IM GONNA KILL U AND TAKE U TO BEDDY

scorpio: everyone close their eyes and pray for their mothers

sagittarius: i don't know how to play the garbage can, man :(

capricorn: hey don't talk shit on loreal kids! 

aquarius: my neck, my back, but also my snacks! i like snacks.....you are WACK

pisces: ("what's the easiest thing you've ever done?") probably pour a bowl of cheerios

[platinumft]

So my shirt came in

[kiitaclyzm]

Is it just me or does Jeremy from RT look at least partially similar to Connor from pwnagemcgee?

[axelsbasketopanic]

Special Stream 11/29!

i know tumblr’s dead but for anyone who sees this, tomorrow on the dadwizard stream we are having a special stream where chat and alex 2 are going to be playing games tomorrow! the more da merrier, come join us for jackbox games and whatever else comes up! twitch.tv/dadwizard

[mellow-elbow]

before my birthday is over let us all gather and sing the birthday song

[mellow-elbow]

I’m thinking about my Favorite Boys™️