Imagine being dio's dentist 😍😍😍 he got cavities
I love cute asks! - Mod Pitch
Dio squirmed in the dentist chair, looking up at Y/N with his red orbs orbily orbing into theirs. Y/N had been asked to do a checkup on their master Dio’s fine maw, but they’d found something terribly awry in all twelve of his teeth. Hesitant to be the bearer of bad news, they swallowed thickly before speaking up.“I… Dio-sama.”“Whrgh?” His plush lips couldn’t quite close around Y/N’s fingers that were stretching his mouth open to hunt around for naughtwaughty holes to plunge fillings into. One of his canines caught on Y/N’s fingers, cutting through the ten layers of latex gloves and leaving a gash, flesh parting and blood seeping quickly to the surface.Distracted from their admission that Dio had some seriously freakynasty cavities (probably because he was from old as dicks England and never learned what good hygiene was because he was too busy being a leotard-clad thot), Y/N let out a gasp at the pain. As soon as the blood hit his tongue, Dio’s jaw snapped shut, not hard enough to break anything but providing the delicious threat of it.
Y/N and Dio stared at each other, orbs widening into bigger orbs the longer the silence stretched between them. Then, before either could act on the promiscous orbish tension growing and thickening the air between them, one of Dio’s cavities swallowed Y/N whole with a wet, cracking ‘slorshpcricACK snrlurshpchkchkchkchkchkchk’.











