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I KNOW IT’S SO FUNNY SKJDNFKJSNDFJKS
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She messages him from a blocked number, so looking it up will yield no results.
[ Text: Theon Greyjoy ] Hey kid. So you wanna be a supervillain?
credit to @pykraken for this absolute banger
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It was the first day he'd been able to get out of bed since arriving on this island. Before that, he'd been too weak- too many months sitting in a cell, with too little to eat. They said he'd been ill, too, with a fever. At last, though, the fever was gone, and it looked as though his legs weren't planning to collapse beneath him any time soon, so he was allowed to explore.
Realistically, he knew, he was better keeping to the castle, not to strain himself any more than necessary. He definitely shouldn't be climbing down the ridiculous amount of steps down to the beach, knowing full well that he'd have to go back up again. Still, he was almost at the bottom now. Best to continue on. He reached the final step, and walked onto the sandy beach. At first, he'd thought he was alone- until he saw that someone else was already there.
"Who are you?" It was the first time since the destruction of the sept that he'd spoken to anyone other than his grandmother, or one of the people who'd been looking after him. He didn't know who else was on the island, not really. He knew of the queen, and of the people she'd brought with her from the east. Unsullied soldiers, and Dothraki warriors, and former slaves. And, of course, the dragons. Beyond that, though, he knew nothing.
@pykraken beck is on her bullshit.
“What part of ‘don’t take the blindfold off’ were you confused about.” Her ceilings were just slightly too high for her to be able to reach Theon with her hands, so she grabbed the willow branch from above the hearth, with its preserved, ever-young leaves of green and pliant end, and she lightly swatted at Theon’s hands. “Don’t I said. Do---not. Do you understand those words?”
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“Theon......”
So many thoughts came to mind. The last she’d seen him, it’d been in the woods. Afraid and cold. Colder than she’d ever been from falling snow, and the icy water they crossed together. At least Brienne and Podrick came before he could do something terribly stupid. She ran, and embraced him. “Welcome home.”
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He thought he’d at least do better then Lyanna