A New Way to Chat with Friends
As was recently mentioned on our twitter account, we have an office in Senegal. Many of our wonderful and uppity followers responded on twitter with the usual types of of questions and encouragements:
We immediately got into our “social hats” and had Twitter delete these offensive jibes.
But then, in the social spirit of “partial transparency due to international regulations”, we’ve opted to post some hot n’ juicy tidbits of fact.
As much as we love Senegal, we found ourselves swept away by its diminutive neighbor, The Gambia. The Gambia has stolen our hearts and Exploratory Committee on Commerce Expansion. So much so, we’re engineering a cash for real estate transfer. Or, as the old tagline goes: we liked it so much, we’ve decided to buy the country!
DON’T WORRY
Whenever one buys a country, people are quick to trot out the ol’ “you’re an imperialist land-grabber here’s my number” arguments. Let us assure you, we have no interest in actually running a country directly! The Gambia will continue to be an independent and self-governing entity. You’ll also be pleased to know The Gambia won’t be alone in our new land holdings. The TTSCC is also purchasing Portugal and the U.S. State of Delaware to go with it.
GOOD THINGS COME IN THREES
These three great land areas will become the foundations for our newest venture, our Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communication Center. The hot web technologies these days are ephemeral messaging, ephemeral pictures, and rock hard security. People like to talk, and they like to talk with a promise of security and the possibility of seeing the other person nude. Our Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communication Center will facilitate these possible goals.
Pyramoidal™ (Pat. Pend.) in shape, our Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communication Center will have anchor points in The Gambia, Portugal, and (the former U.S. State of) Delaware. From these three points, the structure itself will be built, as seen below:
We’re very excited, and we hope you are too. You may find out more by visiting the Chamber of Commerce Web Sites for your local governments, or by calling you local government representatives in your respective U.S. State or Country of Origin. Be persistent if you call! They may insist they don’t know what you’re talking about, but we can assure you (in a non-legally binding way) that we are PRETTY SURE they know.
Barring any strong hurricanes or incursions, we expect it to be open by October 2014.
See you (nude? winky-smile!) in the Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communication Center!