#pyro problems

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11 year old me had no business scream singing linkin park's "numb" in the middle of an empty patch of wooded area that i routinely set on fire that i really should not have been setting on fire

[leetlbug]

i have migraine and yucky tummy disease so i'm gonna go lay in bed and think about setting things on fire uwu

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i miss burning things so much that i dream of it and wake up smelling burning things and panic because i think the house is on fire (it's not) and then i go back to sleep and hope the dream continues.

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awkward moment when your pyro ass isn't the one starting fires alerting 9 whole fire departments to the neighborhood but is happily standing around listening to the neighborhood gossips that called 9 whole fire departments within the area to the neighbors house

which is hilarious because i went out to run errands earlier and saw one of the trucks pull into the station up the road and did my usual "I wonder how fast they could get here..." random thought, turns out it's about four minutes. Least the neighbors could have done was call me to have someone with some common sense around to maintain the fire, but apparently ignoring my "Hey can I burn things with you" and cussing me out a few weeks back is enough for me to contemplate telling the fire marshall that "oh, this is definitely a normal thing, they're always burning shit next door" sorry your house is being condemned now, or whatever.

also this was the before interaction LOL

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hate that i haven't used a washer or dryer that i had access to the lint trap with in like three years and now every time i walk into the laundry room here i see a tiny bin full of lint and just think that it would look so pretty if it were on fire

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one time i took a picture of me holding a lighter up to a mylar balloon and posted it here on tumbler dot com in like 2012 and someone got real mad at me and told me how dangerous it was to hold a lighter to a helium balloon and i responded with

"yes, i know, i am an avid setter of fires, I am aware" and i got death threats over it

now i'm going to spend the next 40 minutes looking for that picture

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imagine having a normal brain, one that doesn't think about setting things on fire at all hours of the day and then picks at its skin because it can't actually set fires, wouldn't that be fucking nice

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i think the worst part about setting fires is the fact that if i ever use zippos i feel the need to smoke actual cigarettes, which i have not done since like... 2019 technically, but still idk why that's mostly why i don't use zippos frequently, because they just make me think of cigarettes

don't know why it isn't all lighters.

anyway i wanna set things on fire :) my anxiety says i deserve it. as a treat :)