*inflates you making you big and round*

hi.

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[suncaida]

@onenicebugperday

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[kosmogrl]

“you need to start thinking about building a family” no what I need is to have the money to buy house and decorate it just like I’ve always dreamed of

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[twistedtendrils]

03 Shore - gatormelon

Attack for @gatormelons

[lava-lamps-forever]

[horm]

i got my second ace it would have been a 6k had phoenix's ult not ran out >:(

[velvet-ladybird]

I got a comment on my youtube video unboxing my velevt spider referring to my spiders as a hobby, and while i know this is correct it still felt weird. What do you mean hobby? Those are my friends, my companions, my army.

This is her btw

[yellow-cat]

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.