✿✿✿ HIT ME WITH THE HEADCANONS P L E A S E
Woo! Two per flower so that’s six headcanons for you!
ALL THE CANONS!!
✿ Ain’t no party like a Lulu/Dio party ‘cuz a Lulu/Dio party don’t stop... Until they reach that stage of weepy-drunk where they just lean on each other and blubber about their damage with words so slurred only they know what’s being said.
✿ There will come a day when Pyulla finds this on her work desk with no comment. If asked, Diomed will deny ever touching thread and needle in his LIFE.
✿ Dio will come up with the STUPIDEST reasons to crash at Lulu’s hive.
“Huh. Broke a boot lace, guess I’m not goin’ anywhere...”
“What? You expect me to tromp home in THIS weather? Rain and face paint, yo. Bad combo.”
✿ Pyulla is probs the only troll who can make Dio sit down and eat like a goddamn person. Actually using a utensil and chewing before he swallows even!
✿ Dio will cave in the face of anyone who so much as HINTS at going after Pyulla for being a mutant.
✿ Pyulla’s lusus scares the ever loving fuck out of Diomed and he would rather dip his bulge in lava then go within twenty feet of the thing.