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Viridi: I’ve come to make an announcement: Palutena, the Goddess of Light, is a bitch-ass motherfucker! She trashed my Earth - THAT’S RIGHT - she took her radiant fuckin’ staff of light in her hand, and she gave blessings to the HUMANS, and she said her human following was “this big” and I said “THAT’S DISGUSTING”! So I’m making a callout post on my Divinipedia.com: Palutena, you’ve got a WEAK ANGEL, he’s as weak as this Monoeye except WAY WEAKER, and- GUESS WHAT?! HERE’S WHAT MY ULTIMATE WEAPON LOOKS LIKE!

(The Reset Bomb Depot floats into view, emerging out of the clouds and showing a Reset Bomb)

Viridi: That’s right, baby! ALL roots, NO light, NO souls, look at that, it looks like a flower bulb’s badass grandma! She trashed my Earth, so guess what, I’m gonna trash the HUMANS! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!! MY SUPER EXPLOSIVE VINES!!!!!

(The Reset Bomb launches)

Viridi: Except I’m not gonna grow over the Humans… I’m gonna go higher. I’m growing over the AUUURUUUUM!!!!!

(The Reset Bomb flies into space and impacts the Aurum Brain)

Viridi: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PYRRHON?! I GREW GIANT PLANTS OVER THE AURUM, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!! …You have twenty-three hours before the Reset Bomb ferrrrrtilllllizer hits the fucking Skyworld, now get outta my fucking sight, before I grow over you too!