Sanbi: Lord kill me.
Monoma: And that "speech" of his confirmed it. Katsuki Bakugou is a bitch.
Sanbi: All this kid's been ranting about is how 1A think they are better than them. Though after meeting some of these classmates I can see that may be true.
Monoma: And then there's--
Sanbi: Fuck this! (Stands on table). Which one of you fuckers is Tetsutetsu...Tetsutetsu?... ... ...That's a freaking name?
Tetsutetsu: That would be I. (Holds out his hand) Nice to meet ya!
Sanbi: Perfect. Now that my target's been detected I can remove this ridiculous uniform! I am the villain Kuraikawa! And I challenge you to a battle to the death! (Creates an bubble shield round the two of them)
Tetsutetsu: What the!?
Sanbi: Face me if you dare!
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Henshi: I'm the Ms. Shiftress. I'm here to end Kaminari's life! But I've grabbed the wrong kid. So hand him over and this Deku person will get to leave unharmed.
Taro: You know full well that that isn't gonna be possible. So I would prefer it if you were to not do such a thing to that boy. Not like it matters anyway.
Henshi: ...What makes you say that?
Midoriya: Because of this! (Stomps on toes, then ran over to the others)
Henshi: AAAAAH! SHIT!
Kirishima: Yeah! You show her Midoriya!
Midoriya: That may have been a dirty tactic, but at least now nothing stopping us from defeating her.
Henshi: Ow ow ow! It looks like it's time to make a call! (Takes out a phone)
Sero: Oh no you don't! (Tapes the phone) There we go problem solved.
Henshi: Heheheh! You fool. I HAVE SEVERAL ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS!!! And my friend is about to come meet you face to face!
Iida: Another villain!
Henshi: Yep! You're really gonna die though, so say your prayers. Oh here he is now!
Daizo, plummeting from the sky: GET READY TO DIE! (Slams into the ground) I Skarr will be the last person you see.
Taro: Shit! It's the soul stealer! By the time we approach he'll already have our souls & if we look away he'll come to us & kill us all!... ... ...OH! (Calls Kikotsu)
Kikotsu: What's happening?
Taro: Skarr the Soul Stealer is here! You've got to get over here!
Kikotsu: Right! Kaabi.
Kaabi: What's up?
Kikotsu: You've gotta find Totsū. I'm going to deal with Skarr.
Hokori, from round the corner: Villains!? Let's go see!
Honoka: ...Actually?
Omega: Well it'll be doing something with my time so why not I guess.
Honoka: Fine. We'll follow Kaabi.
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Q-Boy: Hey Beowulf! I sense alot of violence occurring inside that school.
Beowulf: So what it's not our buisness. We can just go on with our day it's probably just some kids fighting.
Q-Boy: Hmm...Oh look it's Ms. Tsubaki & Sasori!
Beowulf: You wanna say hi?
Q-Boy: Yeah! Hi Tsubaki! Hi Sasori!
Tsubaki: Huh? Oh! Hey Q-Boy & Beo to.
Sasori: What are you two doing here?
Q-Boy: We're just hanging around and walked by U.A.! I could sense alot of violence!
Sasori: Violence?
Beowulf: I told you already it's probably just some students fighting.
Sasori: I guess. But that doesn't sound right. There's no way any U.A. student would start a fight out of the blue inside of the school.
Beowulf: Well it's not my buisness so I ain't gonna care.
Tsubaki: Well as a hero it is our buisness.
Beowulf: Well whatever happens in there you better be prepared to either be wrong or killed.
Tsubaki: Heroes are always willing to die, for the safety of others.
Beowulf: Well you ain't saving anyone.
Tsubaki: And you're just a silly puppy dog.
Beowulf: ... ...
Tsubaki: ... ...
Tsubaki & Beowulf: HAHAHAHAH!
Beowulf: You're not too bad. Ain't at all what my impression of you was before. I
Tsubaki, starts to walk to U.A.: Same to you. Enjoy the rest of your day guys.
Sasori: Cya!
Beowulf: Yeah see ya later.
Q-Boy: Bye bye!
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Sanbi: You my friend are to be murdered by yours truly. And I don't wanna hear the I've got family excuse. I mean like who doesn't?
Tetsutetsu: You probably.
Sanbi: (Cuts Tetstetsu's leg)
Tetsutetsu: Shit! That's some sharp water! (Activates his Quirk)
Sanbi: (Cuts through)
Tetsutetsu: WH-WHAT!? N-NO WAY!
Sanbi: Time to die kid.
The bubble shield around them popped.
Sanbi: What the hell? Ack! (Gets kicked in the back) You have some nerve-... ...HELL NO!!
Meta Knight: Surrender yourself now villain. Let's not make this difficult.
Tetsutetsu: Meta Knight from Star Allies!
Sanbi: YOU! YOU BASTARD! I'M GONNA ENJOY KILLING YOU!
Meta Knight: Of course. If you can that is. You'll regret coming to face me.
Sanbi: We'll see, your body drop to the floor. You'll end up being dead like all the kids who were put down by your spiteful words! You're the one who drove them to choose death over living. But not me I'm here to avenge those kids & make sure you pay for your sins & what you caused them to do!
Meta Knight: By all means go ahead, but there will be no need to pay cause your shop is about to close.
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