#qcstarter

[fcklavender]

[adorexaj]

Dear ignorant mom from the store; three things...

If you're gonna look at me funny and point in my direction, be a little more discrete about it.

Tell your shitty little gremlin kid to do the same.

My mom has been braiding my damn hair and buying me makeup since I was 10 years old. So in response to "God, I wonder what his poor mother must think"...

She'd think you're a nasty, judgmental cunt.

[fcklavender]

So I suppose this is supposed to be my introduction, yeah? Well, I'm Lavender. I've never done anything like this so bare with me. I enjoy reading and dancing in my room, even though I can't dance to save my life. Is there anything else I should say? 

[alrightlola-blog]

Okay, it's so time I do an intro. I know we're all waiting for it. I'm Charlotte, but please do not call me that. I can cry on command. Don't make me cry. Lola's the game, flawless is the game. I'm doing a course in theatre costume design, I'm twenty one, and I'm mainly on here because ladies. Hi.

[itsmiaosborne]

Well fuck, are these introductions mandatory? Because I've always loathed explaining myself to people. But here goes nothing I guess--I'm Mia, screenwriter in progress, waitress at the local diner, and incredibly bad at making good impressions. 

[littlecolettesworld]

I almost tripped up the stairs today, aren't I special?

[adorexaj]

I always feel so personally offended when my favourite contestants get voted out of reality tv shows. Like bitch, I feel like you just came for me and my taste in some sorta way...

[littlecolettesworld]

I never thought 3 words could make me cry like that. Especially not when they're 'we are groot.'