Jun 28, 2013
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Hello!
Welcome aboard! It's a pleasure to have you here and I hope you enjoy your stay. Normally, we would have you watch the safety video but unfortunately we're having technical difficulties with the television monitors. So, in lieu of the video, the steward will give a live safety demonstration. Please put on your ponchos as you take your seats; the first four rows will get wet.
If there's ever anything I can assist you with, please feel free to ring your little bell and I'll do my very best to help.
In all seriousness, hello. *waves*