doodles i did on magma.com with rtc group chat friends!!! it was so fun!
(click on the alt buttons for more context)
also, behold the first qualities of zero fanart on the internet. lol. more to come! I highly recommend looking into it if you liked Legoland and Ride The Cyclone. Read my giant ass reddit post on it (it’s one of the first things that comes up when you look up Qualities Of Zero Jacob Richmond). I will do anything for even one person who will partake in this ‘fandom’ with me (what’s the definition of a fandom? is one fan enough?) Jacob Richmond I will sell my soul for the script.
By the way I know all of the main cast’s last names, except for Danny’s. So I do what I do and I picked an actor and yoinked his last name. Rod Peter Jr. is spared. Johnny Cleland has been selected.
Ricky and Jane!! I might reblog in a week or two with Jane uncensored. Idk yet.
Danny Cleland watching his friendly neighbourhood Roland. Wow!
Just realised I didnt post my qoz thing on here. im gonna do a similar thing for Small Returns, jacob’s 2nd play, too. i chatted with one of the actors once but they didnt remember anything unfortunately. they were very nice, though. also, props to kiera (FORGOT YOUR @ SORRY KIERA) for being the only other person so far who gives a shit <3333 guys i think she likes rideau… anyways the poor grammar ends HERE!!
Warning. Long ass post.
The only available images from the play. 1: Rene Metcalf (Celine Stubel) and Danny (Rod Peter Jr.). 2: Dr. Roland Welby (Jacob Richmond) and Rene Metcalf (Celine Stubel).
Qualities Of Zero
Six person cast.
Written by: Jacob Richmond.
Jacob Richmond’s first professional play.
Note: I’m freaking obsessed I’ve been holding back posting anything about this so that this can exist as a complication of information.
To my knowledge, this is the only sort of thing like this for QOZ. So yeah, whether you’ve heard of it or not, I hope this helps, and I hope you fall in love with it like I have.
Productions:
Tarragon Theatre Extra Space
Waterfront Theatre
1-Tarragon Theatre Extra Space
Dates: Nov 28 - Dec 16, 2011
Cast: Scott McCord, Robert Tsonos, Carly Street, Rodger Barton, Barbara Gordon, John Cleland.
Played by Scott McCord (Tarragon Theatre) & Jacob Richmond (Waterfront Theatre)
Dr. Roland Welby is North America’s leading neurochemist. Offbeat, rational, smart and emotionless. He suffered a mental break after his mother’s death, and invented a drug which blocks out emotion. He believes happiness is impossible for creatures who must die, Time + Expectation Of Euphoria = Perpetual Disappointment. And all that. He is the main character, and the crux of the story seems to be his relationships with other characters when his drug is taken away.
“"The Qualities of Zero" traces the experiences of neurochemist Dr. Roland Welby as he attempts to comes to terms with the death of his mother. He is a highly self-conscious genius whose hyperrational view of the world prevents him from telling or understanding jokes without explaining them. At career day at a kindergarten, Welby, still stricken with grief, strays from his topic to explain why happiness is impossible to beings who must die. His summary equation is T + EOE = PD, that is "Time plus expectation of euphoria equals perpetual disappointment". The fiasco at the school leads him to test a new drug he has developed on himself. The drug can completely block the emotional highs and lows produced by the limbic system, "happy-mad-sad land" as he calls it, thus allowing him to feel "zero" when confronting the world around him.” (Source 1, 2001)
“It is a set of variations on emotionless-hyperintellectual-confronts-embarrassing-situation, where Welby is compelled to evaluate everything, even sex and death, in term of advantages versus disadvantages.” (Source 1, 2001)
“Much of the humour lies in the odd rhythm of the script that continually requires Welby to catch onto things several beats after everyone else.” (Source 1, 2001)
”Although Welby's drug controls his emotions, it cannot protect him from those of others and by the end when his supply has been cut off he is entangled in the web his interactions with others has created.” (Source 1, 2001)
“…North America's leading Neuroscientist (Roland Welby)…” (Source 3, 2006)
“After the death of his mother, and becoming dangerously unhinged while giving a lecture in a grade four career day, Doctor Roland Welby decides to forgo the traditional methods of overcoming grief and madness by taking his own experimental drug that makes him feel absolutely nothing.” (Source 3, 2006)
“When the drug is finally removed Roland is forced to deal with the people in his life on an emotional level he was never comfortable expressing.” (Source 3, 2006)
“…Roland, a nutty neuro-scientist who develops a serum that neutralizes emotions, a serum he regularly injects into his neck. You can see why he’d want to be able to control himself, surrounded as he is by problems and temptations…” (Source 4, 2006)
2-Rideau Welby
Played by Robert Tsonos (Tarragon Theatre) & Jeff Gladstone (Waterfront Theatre).
Rideau is Roland’s brother. He is schizophrenic, and was just recently taken out of a psychiatric hospital. He is obsessed with eating Charlemagne’s cheese.
“Welby's brother Rideau is a schizophrenic obsessed with Charlemagne's cheese-consumption who decides to go off his thorazine after leaving a mental home.” (Source 1, 2001)
“…and finally his (Welby’s) brother Rideau (A recent exile from a mental institution).” (Source 3, 2006)
Dead. Seemingly for a while, like since Welby was quite young.
”When Welby's father died…” (Source 1, 2001)
4-Welby’s Mother (minor character)
Does not appear in play.
Dead. An alcoholic, since her husband died. She opened an all-year Christmas store, since Christmas is the happiest day of the year.
“When Welby's father died his mother became an alcoholic and opened a Christmas store to live the happiest day of the year year-round.” (Source 1, 2001)
5-Dr. Tom Selkin
Played by Rodger Barton (Tarragon Theatre) & Micheal Delamont (Waterfront Theatre)
Welby’s boss in 2001 and his coworker in 2006. It is unclear. He wants to be Spanish pirate, and Welby proves that all his stuff is useless. That causes him to go off the rails and after Welby.
“Welby's boss fantasizes that he is a Spanish pirate and when Welby's research proves that his life's work is worthless, he goes berserk and seeks revenge.” (Source 1, 2001)
“Among the people Roland must deal with are Doctor Selkin (A man obsessed with becoming Spanish)” (Source 3, 2006)
“…an overwrought colleague who has it in for him (Michael Delamont)…” (Source 4, 2006)
6-Smelsh (minor character)
Played by Rodger Barton (Tarragon Theatre) & Micheal Delamont (Waterfront Theatre)
Played by Barbara Gordon (Tarragon Theatre) & Gina McIntosh (Waterfront Theatre)
A teacher. Shocker. Very uptight and ‘prim’.
“…the too-prim Teacher whose class Welby disrupts…” (Source 1, 2001)
8-Aurora Selkin
Played by Barbara Gordon (Tarragon Theatre) & Gina McIntosh (Waterfront Theatre)
The CEO of the company Dr. Metcalf, Dr. (Tom) Selkin and Dr. Welby work for in 2001, and their boss in 2006. She is Dr. Tom Selkin’s ex-wife, as she divorces him for Dr. Welby. She’s desperate for Welby, seemingly because she is being neglected by her husband. He’s likely going after Welby, working or fantasizing about being a Spanish pirate.
“The boss's wife and CEO of the company both work for is dangerously unhinged after divorcing her husband and throws herself at Welby.” (Source 1, 2001)
“…the sex-starved CEO (Aurora).” (Source 1, 2001)
“…His (Welby’s) boss Aurora Selkin (a cosmetic surgery fanatic)” (Source 3, 2006)
”..the colleague’s sexy wife, also Roland’s boss (Gina McIntosh)…” (Source 4, 2006)
9-Renè Metcalf / Rene Metcalf
Played by Carly Street (Tarragon Theatre) & Celine Stubel (Waterfront Theatre)
Renè, Welby’s lab partner, is obsessed with death. She’s a vegetarian/vegan (according to which article you read) and buries all the dead lab animals in her backyard. She’s sensitive and shy, and Welby’s love interest, his attraction to her persisting through the drug. She sees life, death and happiness in a seemingly opposite way to Welby.
“The lab partner Welby is attracted to despite the drug's control is a death-obsessed vegetarian who buries all the deceased lab animals in her back yard.” (Source 1, 2001)
“Carly Street puts in a winning performance as Welby's potential girlfriend lending her a shyness and sensitivity that make sense of René's funerary proclivities.” (Source 1, 2001)
”His (Welby’s) lab partner Rene Metcalf (A death obsessed Vegan).” (Source 3, 2006)
”…and his (Welby’s) lovely lab partner (Stubel), to whom Roland is intensely attracted, but thinks he doesn’t want to be…” (Source 4, 2006)
10-Danny
Played by John Cleland (Tarragon Theatre) & Rod Peter Jr. (Waterfront Theatre)
He’s buddhist, he’s a druggie, kinda crazy and has a terrible secret.
“Welby's dope-smoking neighbour has a theory about the unity of all religions and harbours a terrible secret.” (Source 1, 2001).
“His (Welby’s) next door neighbour Danny (A Buddhist pot head who harbours a terrible secret).” (Source 3, 2006)
The story is about Dr. Welby’s interactions with other characters and their relationships.
What can be said about the story is what can be said about the characters. All the articles set you up with character concepts and leaves the story to you.
“"The Qualities of Zero" traces the experiences of neurochemist Dr. Roland Welby as he attempts to comes to terms with the death of his mother. He is a highly self-conscious genius whose hyperrational view of the world prevents him from telling or understanding jokes without explaining them. At career day at a kindergarten, Welby, still stricken with grief, strays from his topic to explain why happiness is impossible to beings who must die. His summary equation is T + EOE = PD, that is "Time plus expectation of euphoria equals perpetual disappointment". The fiasco at the school leads him to test a new drug he has developed on himself. The drug can completely block the emotional highs and lows produced by the limbic system, "happy-mad-sad land" as he calls it, thus allowing him to feel "zero" when confronting the world around him.
Madness and attempts to cope with it imbue every aspect of the play. When Welby's father died his mother became an alcoholic and opened a Christmas store to live the happiest day of the year year-round. Welby's brother Rideau is a schizophrenic obsessed with Charlemagne's cheese-consumption who decides to go off his thorazine after leaving a mental home. Welby's boss fantasizes that he is a Spanish pirate and when Welby's research proves that his life's work is worthless, he goes berserk and seeks revenge. The boss's wife and CEO of the company both work for is dangerously unhinged after divorcing her husband and throws herself at Welby. The lab partner Welby is attracted to despite the drug's control is a death-obsessed vegetarian who buries all the deceased lab animals in her back yard. Welby's dope-smoking neighbour has a theory about the unity of all religions and harbours a terrible secret. Although Welby's drug controls his emotions, it cannot protect him from those of others and by the end when his supply has been cut off he is entangled in the web his interactions with others has created.” (Source 1, 2001).
“Set in the synapses of North America's leading Neuroscientist (Roland Welby), we are taken on a scientific\dramatic lecture to ask is the pursuit of happiness even possible? The answer comes in form of a philosophical sex farce, with elements of modern dance, slapstick and tragedy. After the death of his mother, and becoming dangerously unhinged while giving a lecture in a grade four career day, Doctor Roland Welby decides to forgo the traditional methods of overcoming grief and madness by taking his own experimental drug that makes him feel absolutely nothing. Among the people Roland must deal with are Doctor Selkin (A man obsessed with becoming Spanish), his next door neighbour Danny (A Buddhist pot head who harbours a terrible secret), His boss Aurora Selkin (a cosmetic surgery fanatic) His lab partner Rene Metcalf (A death obsessed Vegan) and finally his brother Rideau (A recent exile from a mental institution). When the drug is finally removed Roland is forced to deal with the people in his life on an emotional level he was never comfortable expressing.” (Source 3, 2006)
”Richmond plays Roland, a nutty neuro-scientist who develops a serum that neutralizes emotions, a serum he regularly injects into his neck. You can see why he’d want to be able to control himself, surrounded as he is by problems and temptations: a crazy brother (Jeff Gladstone), an overwrought colleague who has it in for him (Michael Delamont), the colleague’s sexy wife, also Roland’s boss (Gina McIntosh), a wacko neighbour (Rod Peter, Jr.), and his lovely lab partner (Stubel), to whom Roland is intensely attracted, but thinks he doesn’t want to be.” (Source 4, 2006)
Set and costumes:
“The set is grey and very basic as befits the mostly institutional settings. Kessler makes good use of a digital projector to show titles for each of the scenes or "Observations" as Welby calls them. Joanne Dente's costumes are always appropriate and are especially witty for the more stereotyped characters . Given the plain set, Rick Banville's precise, inventive lighting and John Mounsteven's atmospheric sound are crucial in establishing mood and location.” (Source 1, 2001).
“Before the show begins, the projector displays significant quotations from Einstein, Santayana and Pascal all indicating the futility of Welby's experiment. The one by Einstein could be the motto for the whole play: "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." “ (Source 1, 2001)
“Much chaos ensues, with director Small impressively controlling the traffic and choreographing terrifically clever transitions, especially via a rotating door. The performances are all very fine, with Richmond’s lurching deadpan Roland the standout.” (Source 4, 3006)
”Qualities of Zero is a full-length play for 6 actors written by Jacob Richmond: a comedy about a neuroscientist who self-prescribes his experimental drug as he starts to become dangerously unhinged.” (Source 5)
Do, we think. QoZ is related to ride the cyclone, outside of dr welby/karnak maybe being connected.
Hmm, really could go either way. I no longer believe that Karnak was called Dr. Welby in 2010 SummerWorks but I still do have my personal headcanon that Dr. Rene Metcalf built Karnak (come on… scientist… obsessed with death… you get it right). I honestly doubt that QoZ is very related or important to RTC lore but I’d be hesitant to say there are no connections. A guy can dream, right? I believe they take place in the same universe and once I’m finished my little series of talking about every one of Jacob Richmond’s plays and stuff (excluding Legoland and Ride The Cyclone) I might talk about how I believe they all connect, but as we know, Jacob Richmond isn’t a great planner when it comes to things like this.
Also I will be posting more art (and another long post about a long forgotten Jacob Richmond play) in the coming two weeks, I’ve been swamped with assignments and stuff. Excited to share about the next play, even though it’s got even less content than Qualities Of Zero.
Xurmalı və qozlu qalet
Bu resept Gourmet Traveller jurnalının 2014 aprel sayından adaptasiya olunmuşdur.
8 nəfər üçün nəzərdə tutulub.
Xəmir üçün:
• 2 st. kəpəkli un (normal undan da istifadə edə bilərsiniz,sadəcə kəpəkli un daha kövrək edir)
• 1 ç.q. şəkər tozu
• ¼ ç.q. duz
• 150 qr. kərə yağı (kubiklərə doğranmış və buzlanmış şəkildə)
• 1 yumurta
• ¼ st. çox soyuq su
İçlik üçün:
• 2 st. yumşaq xurma (iran və ya bağdad xurması adlandırdığımız xurma çeşidindən)
• 1 x.q. ərinmiş kərə yağı
• ½ st. iri xırdalanmış qoz
• 1 portağalın rəndələnmiş qabığı
• ½ st. təzə sıxılmış portağal suyu
• 1 ç.q. portağal çiçəyi ekstraktı
• 1 x.q. bal
Üzəri üçün:
• 2 x.q. ərinmiş yağ
• ¼ st. şəkər tozu
Portağal çiçəyi ekstraktı orta şərq mətbəxinin simvolizə edən dadlardan biridir. Bu piroqda onu tamamilə istifadə etməyə də bilərsiniz. Və ya Alice Waters-in piroqla bağlı fərqli bir təklifi də var. Daha Orta Şərq üslubunda dad əldə etmək istəyirsinizsə portağal çiçəyi ekstraktı əvəzinə 2 x.q. gül suyu, ½ x.q. hil və ½ x.q. darçın tökə bilərsiniz.
Hazırlanma qaydası:
1. Un, şəkər və duzu bir-birinə qarışdırın, üzərinə kərə yağını əlavə edib, yağlar əriməmək şərtilə ovun.
2. Üzərinə suyu və yumurtanı əlavə edib xəmir yoğurun. Kərə yağlarının əriməməsi üçün diqqət edin. Ununuz kəpəkli olarsa, bu mərhələdə xəmir kifayət qədər çətinliklə birləşəcək.
3. Xəmiri iki eyni hissəyə ayırın, yumrulayıb streç folyoya bükün, hər ikisinin üzərindən yüngülcə basın və minimum 1 saatlıq soyuducuya yerləşdirin.
4. Xurmaları mətbəx prosessoru və ya blender vasitəsilə püre halına gətirin. Püreni orta böyüklükdə qaba qoyub üzərinə yağ, qoz, portağal qabığı və şirəsi, əgər istifadə edəcəksinizsə, portağal çiçəyi ekstraktı, bal və qaşığın ucunda azacıq duz əlavə edib yaxşıca qarışdırın.
5. Hər xəmiri təxminən 35 sm diametrində 5 mm qalınlığında yumru şəkildə yayın. Bişirmə kağızının üzərinə qoyun və 30 dəqiqəlik soyuducuya yerləşirin.
6. Sobanızı 200℃ qızdırın.
7. Xəmiri soyuducudan çıxarın xəmiri bişirəcəyiniz qaba yerləşdirin, xurmalı qarışığı kənarında 2,5 sm boşluq buraxaraq xəmirin üzərində eyni qalınlıqda çəkin. Fırça ilə 2,5 sm-lik boşluğa su çəkin. Digər xəmiri üzərinə çevirin.
8. Kənarlarını çəngəllə əzərək naxış verin. Üzərinə şəkildə gördüyünüz kimi bıçaqla kəsiklər atın. Fırça ilə əridilmiş kərə yağını üzərinə çəkin və şəkər tozunu səpin. Sobada 30-40 dəqiqə üzəri qızaran qədər bişirin.
Servisi:
Otaq temperaturunda servis olunmalıdır.
Saxlanma qaydası:
2-3 gün ağzı qapalı şəkildə otaq temperaturunda saxlamaq mümkündür.
Layları yağlamaq üçün və üzərinə 400 qr ərinmiş yağ.
Şərbət üçün: 300 qr bal və yarım stəkan su
Üzəri üçün 1 ədəd yumurta və bəzək üçün qoz, fındıq və ya badam ləpəsi
Adətən içlik əvvəlcədən hazırlanır. Qoz sobada bir az qovrulub qabığı təmizlənir. Sonra ləpə çəkəndə üyüdülür və üzərinə şəkər tozu və döyülmüş hil əlavə olunub qarışdırılır.
Xəmir üçün un, yumurta, xama, maya qarışdırılıb üzərinə yağ az-az əlavə olunub hamısı birlikdə qarışdırılır, sonra süd tədricən əlavə olunaraq xəmir yoğrulur. Xəmir nə çox yumşaq, nə də çox bərk olmalıdır. 1 saat isti yerdə xəmir dinləndrilir.
Xəmir 12 kündəyə ayrılır, kündələrdən ikisi böyük olmalıdır, ən alt və ən üst qat üçün.
Hər kündəni qabın ölçüsünə uyğun yayırıq.
Tavanı yağlayıb alt qat tavaya qoyulur , üzəri yaxşı yağlanır.
Yağladıqdan sonra içlikdən hər tərəfinə səpilib əl ilə yayılır.
Bütün qatlar eyni qayda ilə hazırlanıb, ən üst qat qoyulduqdan sonra romb şəkilli kəsilir, üzərinə yumurta çəkilir.
Paxlavaların ortasına zövqə görə hər hansı ləpə düzülür. Kənarda 30-40 dəqiqə saxlanılır.
200 dərəcəli sobada 3-4 dəqiqə bişirilir. Sonra sobadan çıxarıb üzərinə ərinmiş yağ töküb yenidən sobaya qoyuruq və üzəri qızara qədər bişiririk.
Paxlava bişdikdən sonra üzərinə su ilə həll olunmuş bal tökürük və kənara qoyub paxlavaların şərbəti özünə tam çəkməsini gözləyirik.
Xəmir üçün:
200 qram kərə yağı
200 qram qatıq
250 ml süd
1 dənə yumurta
1 çay qaşığı duz
50 qram şəkər tozu
1 çay qaşığı quru maya
1 kq un
İçlik üçün:
500 qram qoz ləpəsi
3 ədəd sarı soğan
3 xörək qaşığı un
50 qram kərə yağı
Duz,istiot,sarıkök
1.Süd qızdırılır,maya və şəkər tozu əlavə olunur,mayanin köpüklənib şişməsi üçün 10 dəqiqə gözlənilir
2.Otaq temperaturunda olan yağın üzərinə yumurta,qatıq,duz və mayalı süd əlavə olunub qarışdırılır
3.Az-az un əlavə olunub xəmir yoğrulur.Hazır olan xəmirin üzəri örtülüb,kənara qoyulur.
4.Içliyi hazirlamaq üçün soğanlarin qabiği soyulur,yuyulub balaca doğranilir və kərə yağında qovrulur
5.Soğanların rəngi saralanda un əlavə olunub 2 dəqiqə də elə qovrulur.
6.Ocaqdan götürülür,blenderden keçirilmiş qoz,duz,istiot,sarıkök əlavə olunub qarışdırılır və içlik hazırdır.
6.Mayalanıb,hecmi 2-3 dəfə artmış xəmirdən 25-30 dənə kündə tutulur.
7.Kündələr oxlovla azca yayılır,içlik qoyulur,və qıraqları bükülür.Üzərinə yumurta sarısı çəkilir.
8.Sobada (180°C temperaturda) üzəri qizarana qədər bişirilir.
Bu sousu fəsəli, pankeyk, tostlara əlavə kimi həmçinin piroq və kekslərə içlik kimi istifadə edirlər.
1 lt yağlı süd
250 qr şəkər
½ ç.q. soda
1/3 ç.q. duz
1 ç.q. vanil ekstraktı
50 qr qoz
1. Süd dərin, qalın qazana tökülür. Qızdırılır (qaynadılmır) və üzərinə şəkər, duz və 1 ç.q. suda həll olunmuş soda tökülür. Qarışdırılır. Qazın həddi minimuma azaldılır.
2. Arabir qarışdıraraq 90 dəqiqə ərzində qaynadılır. Sous qatılaşandan sonra vanil ekstraktı, xırdalanmış qoz qatılır və bankaya doldurulur. Soyudulur.
