Underarm Hair
Shori: /read mail/ "[Sexy Zone's members, I have a problem.] This is, should I read it? [If I see a man's underarm hair, I'll automatically hate him. Lately, I really like Hanyu-san but when I see his underarm hair, I automatically dislike him. I want to stop to hate underarm hair, what should I do? Please tell me.] Marius-kun." Mari: "Eh..? Me? Why..." Shori: /giggled/ Mari: "Hehe... Eh... I never see at a person's underarm hair whenever I see someone, so I don't know." Shori: "Eh... but this person..." Mari: "Yes, she really looks at it, right." Shori: "Yes." Mari: "Then, she should wear sunglasses." Shori: "But sunglasses only makes everything looks dark." Mari: "Ah! I see. She should announce it first, like "Tomorrow, please shave your underarm hair, guys!" or something like that, I don't know, though. Or "Tomorrow please don't show your underarm hair to me!"." Shori: /laughed/ "Nobody wants a friend like that! At everyone, "Tomorrow, please shave your underarm hair, guys!" that will be so weird!" Mari: "I understand, then how about "Tomorrow please hide your underarm hair!"." Shori: "I think it's not about everyone, she talks what if a person she likes has it." Mari: "Ah... Then a person who she likes... well maybe if that person really like her, that person will shave it for her. Well I don't really mind underarm hair actually, but as example, if I love Kenty, if Kenty love me too and want to date me, I'll offer him to shave his underarm hair." Shori: /giggled/ "Suddenly you disgrace Kenty." /giggled/ Mari: "I mean, I think being frank is important." Shori: "Well..." Mari: "If he still doesn't want to do it for me--maybe I should see his underarm hair everyday." Shori: /laughed so hard/ Mari: "Until I get accustomed with his underarm hair." Shori: "You really say everything, don't you?" /laughed/ (QRZone, 17 May 2017)