#qsay

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c!wilbur peeling a banana and sucking on it while looking at quackity with bedroom eyes

quackity in turn, also peeling a banana, deepthroating it, then biting it off at the base, making sure to chew as loudly as possible

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someone told me to go on quora and search up "women tattoos"

and the amount of people who absolutely hate a tattoo on a woman's body because "it makes her look rough" and "is an indicator that they're low value" yet don't care that it's on a male's body because "men are supposed to be rougher and tougher".

these old people istfg

first off it's their body, it is their choice, not yours

second, it's representation, it's their way of showing their selves to the world

third, "i wouldn't want a woman with a tattoo, even a small one", well guess what douchebag?? she doesn't want you either you mouth breathing incel, she didn't do it for you, she did it for herself, not you, you aren't special enough, so if anything, YOU'RE the "low value" one in this situation.

these men think their dicks are a gift to the world, i promise you, you are a dime a dozen, and if you're going to act like a total ass, then that's nature's way of having your bloodline you unattractive asshat

the audacity

the absolute sheer audacity

don't act like them

like what the fuck did the woman do to you???

bitch face

[slightlymalevolentq]

guys i just read ff1970, i am sobbing, crying /pos 🏵️🏵️

[slightlymalevolentq]

i cannot believe i need to say this you can be aromantic and still think something is pretty i have seen this happen way too many times “ooh you’re so pretty” “aren’t you aro???” like bro can’t a person think something is aesthetically pleasing without people automatically assuming said person is attracted to it? smh /neg

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what if snow is just god’s dandruff, we’re bathing in it. russia is that one spot on the shoulder where it just congregates, like in those shampoo commercials. i am not mentioning things about the war, russia is just cold

[slightlymalevolentq]

my placement on the map has got in the way of engagement again

how fun

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i know i’m heavily americanized and all but like i do not wish to be so americanized that i cannot speak my own language