you know guys how in the movies people's pets have their names on small nameplates attached to their collar?
I have a headcannon that Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz had a harness and his name covered the entirety of it, because the name is so long they didn't manage to fit the entirety of it on a collar/nameplate.
do what you wish with this, I find the very idea adorable













