#quackerz

[niwawings15]

Sno went swimming. Had a breakdown. Then had a girls night with my favorite hedgehog. @topazpearl

[lesserknownwaifus]

[asbestieos]

good god . how can i ever be sad when i can jus look at duck shuffle tag amd be hapy ahain . the secret to joy is duck shuffle

[ultyso]

So Prompto's VA, Robbie Daymond, did the voice for the main character in this movie called Quakerz(which is super corny) on Netflix. It's funny cause the MC is called the "sun duck." But anyways Robbie had this duck sound just like Prompto and it has me cacklin' even the story gives me reminders of FFXV except Prompt is in Noct's shoes lmao. Just ohymygawd xD Also I'm noticing a trend. Robbie likes voicing duck/bird characters? And Prompto likes a chocobo which is really just a big bird soooooo. It's silly lol

[niwawings15]

Sno being at camp. Featuring @jakeromanoart @enjoliquej

[televisor-reviews]

“Quackerz” Movie Review

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“I don’t care about the size of your pixel!” Easily my favorite part of doing these movie reviews are the times I get to find & watch obviously terrible movies. Some are so bad they’re good like Manos: The Hands Of Fate & Nine Lives, some are so bad they’re bad like Monster Trucks & Where The Dead Go To Die, some are just boring like Reptilicus & God’s Not Dead 2, & some are surprising actually decent like Back To The Jurassic & We’re The Millers. So where does a straight-to-Netflix schlock like Quackers fall? Well...

When a clan of mallard ducks come & threaten the manderine ducks in China, the result is a full-out cold war. All the while, 2 children of the clans fall in love. All the while, a witch tries to steal one of the ducks in order to... control the sun, I think. I’m not entirely sure.

The first thing you’d notice in this film is that the animation is quite okay. With no-name CGI-animated movies, I always expect something along the lines of Hoodwinked, but this is far better looking. Don’t get me wrong, it’s no Pixar or even DreamWorks; things keep flying at the screen like it’s supposed to be in 3D & the character designs look mostly the same & kinda boring, but it still looks pretty good. Especially the hair- er, feathers... though it certainly looks a lot like hair. But I’m pretty sure birds don’t have hair, they have feathers... But in any case, the hair-feathers look honestly fantastic. Probably because this film has a decent studio, Shout Factory, behind it (who has made a name for itself by buying the distribution rights to major properties like My Little Pony, Mystery Science Theater 3000, & Panty And Stocking). Well, I say the animation’s decent, but that’s only half true. The ducks look just fine, but the humans look absolutely awful! They are way too stretchy &, honestly, ugly! I can’t stand to look at them, let alone see them move. Not to mention how both species have the same lip-syncing problem. Actually, why are there humans in this at all?! The relationship between the 2 duck gangs & they’re children a-la Romeo & Duck-ulet were more than enough! Why throw humans into the mix? Especially if the 2 humans we get the most of are the annoying comic relief who don’t get a single laugh! There should be a rule: if your movie is already a comedy, don’t put in comic relief! And while I’m on the subject, a film titled Quackerz is noticeably unfunny. I’m serious, I don’t think I even giggled once! For whatever reason, the drama & story are better done than the comedy in this, & even that isn’t that well done. How about characterization? Not great, but they surprisingly work off of each other pretty well. Namely, the 2 love-birds (see what I did there?). They have a good amount of chemistry... okay, not a whole lot, but it’s much more than say Belle & Edward in Twilight or Chris Pratt & Jennifer Lawrence in Passengers. They’re relationship is similar to Lincoln & Ronnie Anne in The Loud House or Lightning McQueen & Cruz in Cars 3. There’s definitely a spark of some kind that could be built upon... that is if this was a better movie. Outside of their chemistry, the characterization sucks! The main duck, whatever his name is, is quite useless. He even admits it to himself, he can’t do anything right. And by the end, he still can’t! The villain is pretty one-dimensional & uninteresting. The only tolerable one is Erica, the main she-duck. She has character & somewhat charisma, as little as it is. But when she’s being compared to everyone else in this movie, she’s practically Buzz Lightyear! And it ends exactly how you’d expect it to end, because of the nature of these reviews, I can’t say exactly what goes down. But take the plot I gave you & imagine how a shitty kids movie would end it; you’re right. And along with being super predictable, it kinda takes away from the movie as a whole. Imagine, instead, it has the balls to end like how Romeo And Juliet ends. Wouldn’t that change, at the very least, make you respect it more? I think I would! Overall, Quackerz is only decent when compared to other shitty movies. The animation’s pretty good... when you compare it to Foodfight or Rock Dog. The main leads have plenty of chemistry... when you compare it to Ghostmates or Sausage Party. The story’s fairly decent... actually no, it sucks no matter how you look at it. But I can say it’s not as awful as you may be inclined to believe at first, but it does get dangerously close.

3.5/10

[cinetux-blog]

Quackerz

Quackerz

Quackerz, En una pequeña isla en China, la vida cotidiana de unos patos mandarines se convierte en caos en un instante: Una bandada de patos reales militares que se dirigían a Hawaii se confunden de isla. El jefe de los patos reales, Duckmus, no quiere respetar las tradiciones locales de los mandarinos y a su vez el Emperador de los patos chinos no esta de acuerdo con la llegada de los forasteros. Comienza una guerra fría entre los dos clanes pero el heredero del Emperador, Longway se acaba enamorando de Erica, la hija del jefe de los patos reales. Mientras que sus padres discuten ellos continúan su amor. Hasta que un día raptan a Longway porque es el mágico ‘Pato del Sol’, que según dice la leyenda, está dotado de habilidades sobrehumanas y le permite tomar poder del sol. Una vieja hechicera quiere este poder del sol para encontrar la juventud eterna.

Ha sido publicado https://goo.gl/aPWQ8R

[cinetux-blog]

Quackerz

Quackerz

Quackerz, En una pequeña isla en China, la vida cotidiana de unos patos mandarines se convierte en caos en un instante: Una bandada de patos reales militares que se dirigían a Hawaii se confunden de isla. El jefe de los patos reales, Duckmus, no quiere respetar las tradiciones locales de los mandarinos y a su vez el Emperador de los patos chinos no esta de acuerdo con la llegada de los forasteros. Comienza una guerra fría entre los dos clanes pero el heredero del Emperador, Longway se acaba enamorando de Erica, la hija del jefe de los patos reales. Mientras que sus padres discuten ellos continúan su amor. Hasta que un día raptan a Longway porque es el mágico ‘Pato del Sol’, que según dice la leyenda, está dotado de habilidades sobrehumanas y le permite tomar poder del sol. Una vieja hechicera quiere este poder del sol para encontrar la juventud eterna.

Ha sido publicado https://goo.gl/3w9V7b