i'm sO terribly in lOve with this lOwblOOd, sOmeOne i really shOuldn't care fOr. sOmeOne whO i was actually destined tO kill. but their upkeep is hOrrid. they're made Of filth and live in a dump and eat trash and get drunk and are vehement abOut keeping their misery tO themselves, they never brush their hair and it curls arOund their hOrns in the mOst annOying way... i want tO hOld them sO bad and maybe wash their back in the bath. i'm gOing crazy. they dOn't even brush their fangs.
Well… I mean, technically speaking, if you changed your mind about what to do with them, it would be a lot easier to kill an ex than date a corpse!
Not to read too much into it, but it sounds almost like a cry for help to me. Maybe you’re the change they need in their life, and the constant spectre of death will help them get things under control! I think you should go for it. Wash them, hold them, and help them treat themselves right – it might only be a fraction of your life, but you could completely redefine the rest of theirs!
You never know when you’ll find a precious diamond after brushing the muck away. And if it turns out to be coprolite instead, you can just kill them and not have to worry about it anymore!
Follow your dreams,
- Adjutant Serina Bauble~