Valentine’s Night’s Activity
What are they up to on a night dedicated to quadrants when most of them have none?
Damath: Drinking wine and working on his autobiography in a room lit by but a single candle.
Haydel: Nothing different from usual. Though she now specifically targets happy couples to split up by shangahaiing one of them. She gets a delicious sense of cruelty from it.
Vollia: Burning romcoms in the fireplace while rewatching her favorite soap opera series.
Deviex: Blood transfusion work. He’s taking blood from happy matespritship/kismesitude trolls and comparing it to lonely losers to see if there’s any difference.
Remiva: Seeing so many people happy drives him to distribute anonymously sent boxes of chocolate. The boxes are heart shaped and the chocolate is laxative.
Charsa: Invents a mailbox that can receive a valentine’s note and automatically reject it by comparing compatibility between you and the sender. Getting rejected results in a flamethrower activating.
Kormut: Lamenting the lost Lenore Geyith
Sapant: He’ll attend someone’s valentine’s party to observe those that come alone or end up getting stood up by their dates. Offers therapy to those depressed by this, mostly just to see how badly getting rejected can affect you psychologically rather than out of compassion.
Newsen: Like Sapant above, actively seeks out those who get broken up with or stood up. Then speeds back to the station to report their names as fast as he can before getting pulled off the microphone.
Yegeri: Issuing citations for noise violations for various parties. Sometimes he beats couples making out into bloody pulps for violating the law against PDA that he passed. In his own mind. It’s still justice.
Hovend: Wishing his waifu was real and rewatching his favorite shipping moments in his anime of choice before getting yanked by the ear into the field by Yegeri.
Xrumon: Shuts himself off for the night. He hates this holinight.
Portec: Drops bombs filled with valentine’s cards he was told to deliver as part of his new delivery service. While the casualty rate is high, the amount of pink fluttering through the air is very festive.
Deveii: Spends the night with his matesprit, burning down hives and laughing at others’ misfortune. He also make sure to call in to his moirail and make sure she’s okay, arranging to get some food together the next night so she isn’t ignored.
Evelsi: Throws a valentine’s party! Trolls from far and wide are invited so he can try to matchmake them with whomever else ends up attending! This has a low success rate, but he does get to sing lots of love songs for once without shame.
Remune: Sets up a stand selling his own patented brand of booze. One brand is assured to give you more confidence, the other is made for people trying to forget. Sells out of both within hours.
Gaveyo: Pointing and laughing at people alone on this night. When pointed out that he is alone, will simply point to his kismesis and call people thinking this night is only for red quadrants ‘not only dangerously brain damaged, but also downright moronic.’
Chamlo: Rereads his favorite slow burn fanfics and dreams wistfully of meeting ‘the one.’
Adabon: Instead of ‘painting’ his symbol on buildings, instead paints hearts and spades. Sometimes he merely spraypaints his phone number on buildings as well to see if anyone calls!
Yarrex: Calls his ex-matesprit up to prank call her, then bursts into tears halfway through. As he does every half-sweep. Completely emotionally recovers once call ends and then he goes out to heckle more people about how stable their relationships really are.
Argumi: When not keeping Newsen off the microphone, opens his talk show up to people feeling lonely this night of all night. Tries to get people to change their depressive thinking ways. Mostly for his own benefit.
Famynn: Locks himself into his hive and furiously ignores all phone calls, even from his kismesis. He hates that this night is so red biased.
Marnin: Goes to singles night at the local saloon, takes part in a square dancing contest and takes second place. Then drinks winner under the table and steals his trophy.
Abnage: Sells chip trinkets that he claims will GUARANTEE to make your ex love you again, give you more confidence, ensure getting ‘lucky,’ etc. Sometimes, they actually work, much to his surprise.
Gerrel: Most likely running himself ragged should his boss throw a quadrant’s night party. Makes sure to brush up on swallowing his emotions every time he sees a joyful red couple. Emotional scars are brushed aside. Ends night drinking himself into a stupor. If there is no party, since he lacks any other plans he’ll just skip to the hive-drinking.
Platar: Since everyone is out enjoying the night, he gets to double up on the amount of people he chases while brandishing fire. Spends ten minutes lamenting his own pathetic quadrant situation in a moment of sanity, then shakes his head. His ancestor must be done proud. Burns down an entire lawnring in rage when he sees someone spooking their matesprit by dressing like a mutant.