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Techno’s Live Stream: The Visitor (Transcript) 14.09.2021

(First I just love that the stream is named ‘The Visitor’ because ya know, was it Techno too? Techno was a visitor too I have my own notes in green colour cuz I started this for myself and now I am sharing with you. Whenever I was unable to make out something i have clearly stated that. This is my first time doing this and i wanted to d it cuz it is very important lore and yeah i wanna write rivals. So if mistakes are there, apologies. Drop in my ask box if you wanna correct. Its like 98% accurate over all. Took a lot of time to do aside from school lol but yeah. Thanks a bunch) Live stream link

Techno: Starting the stream. Is this working? It’s been so long bro. I.. I don't— I don’t know how to do this. Anyways lore. [Techno turns to look at the water pit/toilet hole??] Techno: Dream how is the punching going? Dream: Going good. Techno: Going good. I’m gonna be— I’m gonna be honest we… We haven't made a whole lot of— a whole lot of progress these past uh- Dream: Oh yeah… Techno: past couple months.

Dream: Because they come every like couple of hours and I can't even get any progress. Techno: That’s true that’s true. They’re— they’re very persistent. Would it help if I .. if I ring... if I rung this bell? With that— would that help with your motivation? Dream: No it would not help [Techno rings the bell] Actually that might be quite the opposite. Techno: I think— I think I’m helping. Dream: Yeah just just call them in here. That’s a great idea, Techno. Techno: You’re right. You’re right. You can do it, Dream. Dream: How long have I been on this one block? Techno: Uh just like couple hours. Bro, you gotta be approaching the quarter way point bro you got this. [silence] Dream you still there? Dream: Oh yeah. I wish I could like… I don't know wish I could whistle.

Techno: Yeah

[whistles]

Techno: I mean now is the time to develop a like that I mean what.. What else are we gonna do? Dream: Kinda true—

Techno: Just think… think.. Dream: I was about.. I was about to say do you suck or— [laughs] Okay do you— Techno: okay…. Dream: — how do you whistle? [Laughs a.k.a short kettle noises] Techno: what? Dream: How do you whistle? [kettle noises] Techno: What? Dream: Okay how do you— Techno: You can't start sentences like that and stop, Dream, okay? Dream: Okay. Which way do you whistle?

Techno: I don't know how to whistle either bro. Dream: oh okay… Techno: All I do is play Minecraft and ring bell. [rings the bell] Dream: I feel like.. I don't know. We could— we could be outta here in like maybe a week? You know. Techno: I mean it’s been three months of mining and you got like [dips in the water hole] You got like this. So, you know, I’ve seen more progress before frankly in my life. Dream: yeah well. I can't.. I can't go any faster. Techno: Alright, alright. [goes to the dog] Hey did you notice there’s like there’s like a dog in here now. Dream: How… How did that get in here? Techno: I don't know. I just. One day there was just a dog. Doesn't have a name. [looks back at the water hole] what do you want to name the dog, Dream? Dream: wait whatever happened to all...like you had like a million dogs at the uh whatever we uh we uh we attacked uh L'Manberg. What happened to them? Techno: Well you know like Sapnap killed a couple hundred of my dogs. They’re not very st— I’m gonna be honest, dogs are not very strong. They’re more of a— you just kinda… you just kinda throw hundreds of them at the enemy to like slow them down. I— I tried giving them potions effects and then they just— I tried making them invisible and I’m gonna be honest, invisible dogs. Imagine getting mobbed by like hundreds of dogs with invisibility strength speed. It was very annoying and then it all wore off and they died so. But I got more dogs they’re very easy to breed. So.. Dream: Yeah. Techno: You know, all we gotta do is get like a second dog in here and then convince the warden to give us several stacks of rotten flesh and then we can get a dog army and then we can get outta here. Dream: True true. Techno: I don't really see any way this plan could backfire. Dream: Make sure you’re looking out. Techno: alright. [goes towards the edge of the cell and sees name tags] Yo yo you get get bro. Bro there’s name tags out there. You gotta stop mining. You gotta stop mining. I’m— Dream: Oh my gosh that was close. Techno: Bro they're right there oh my god. Bro what? Dream: Well act normal. Why are you staring at them?

Techno: Act normal. Act normal. Alright umm bell. Dream: Ring the bell. Ring the bell. Techno: umm bell. [starts ringing the bell] Hmm we weren't planning to escape bro hmm. We’re good prisoners. [Goes towards Dream] Should we hide the dog?

Dream: [sigh] I was breaking for hours. Techno: I know, Dream, I know. It sucks.

Dream: Look I would have had that piece if three hours ago if you didn't tell me ‘I think I hear them’ and then I come up and there was nothing.

Techno: Listen, I thought I heard them, bro. Stop yelling at me.

Dream: Where’d they go? Oh they're right there. Techno: Yeah there’s just right there man. Dream: They can probably hear us when we’re close. We gotta be quiet. Techno: Yeah lets lets just uh stand back here. We can’t we cant let them notice the uh [looks at the dog] Dream: I have to act a little less high spirited because otherwise they’ll be like why are you high spirited? What for? Techno: [overlapping] Yeah man hmm I’m so sad from being in prison hmm. Its really getting to me. You guys should let me go.

Dream: I feel like there’s actually hope now but that’s what I’m I’m more you know.. Techno: Yeah you can't let them know about our hope, since wardens hate hope bro. Dream: They do. Apparently they love potatoes though so… Techno: Yo do you see the Warden gave me baked potatoes bro? Yeah I got cooked food you only get like regular baked potatoes, I don't know why. Dream: Wait. Wha— what? Techno: Yeah he gave me baked potatoes. Dream: How? That's preferential treatment. Techno: I just asked nicely a few weeks ago man. Oh [looks at the lava falling. The lava comes down again] Wait a minute. Dream: What just happened? Techno: Uh I think they hit the wrong buttons. Dream: I think— think they’re they’re messing up. Techno: I think we are experiencing some technical difficulties and we’ll be right back. Dream: point and laugh. Point and laugh. Techno: I’d be so embarrassed to be the red stone engineer who made that. What a blunder on my god. [types] Cringe. Dream: I think they just.. I think they just did it twice probably.

Techno: yeah hit the button twice. Dream: They’re like wait it’s not working and then they and then they press it again and it starts working. They’re like wait! and then it floods in again. Techno: Yeah. oh what do you think should we give them some time? Yeah we got no time bro. We got so much to do in here bro. Come on hurry up. Hurry up. [I couldn't make out Dream's small part here. Apologies]

Dream: Yeah we we we only have a limited amount of time. We need to hurry.

Techno: Exactly bro. [Lava comes down] Oh it’s opening for the first time. This is so— this is so impressive. What a feat of mechanical engineering bro.

Dream: We should probably back up. Techno: yeah probably back up a little. Bro we gotta we gotta keep ‘em away from you know [sees Big Q on the bridge] Oh. [Quackity stands behind the barrier] Is he? Is he gonna say something or he’s just gonna stand there menacingly?

[Dream throws a potato towards Quackity (why did he do that lmao?) Quackity has shears in his hands] Quackity: How do you have a dog in here? Techno: I— That is the same question I was asking Dream here a second. Quackity: [overlapping] why is there a dog— why do you have a dog in here? Techno: He just showed up one day. I don't know how he got in here, bro. But he’s been chilling.

Quackity: Did you name it? Techno: No I… I — we don't have it — I asked Dream for a name and he just.. He just refused to. You have a name for it? Do you wanna name it? Quackity: ah let’s call it rat.

Techno: Rat?

Quackity: We can call it rat yeah, lets just call it rat.

Techno: That is a terrible name for a dog.

Quackity: I guess it is. Techno:—I would never respect someone who names their dog rat.

Quackity: Yeah I guess it is. Alright well— Techno: That’s just a different animal that’s dumb.

Quackity: I guess. I guess. [Looks at Techno and then turns to face Sam] Sam uh. [Techno Punches Quackity and Quackity turns around. Q hits Techno]

Quacktiy: Yo what the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? Okay we haven't even started negotiations— Techno: Okay okay listen that was— Quackity: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Techno: — that was worth an attempt.

Quackity: [Still hitting techno] What the fuck is wrong with you?

Techno: That was worth an attempt, alright.

Quackity: what is wrong with you? [Turns to Dream] What the hell are you doing? Techno: In my defence it would have been really funny.

Quackity: You know what, I was gonna ease into it. I was gonna ease into it but now I'm not. Now I’m not gonna fucking ease into it. [Turns to Techno] What the hell was that?

{Techno is just saying ‘Alright.. Alright’ here while he laughs} Dream: Why is he pointing a bow at us? [looking at Sam] Techno: In my defence, it’d would’ve been funny.

Quackity: [Turns to look at Sam] Sam, sam ,sam, sam, keep him in check. Keep him— Keep this fucking guy in check. Techno: You could just stand a little bit closer [As Quackity was standing near the end before he turned to go at Dream. Techno turns too look at them.]

Quackity: Dream come on [Hits Dream with fucking shears once]

Dream: WHAT? [As me moves]

Quackity: Go in the back. Go go go go. [Dream complies] [Rivals are standing opposite to each other with Quackity in between] Quackity: This's what's gonna happen, okay? I don't know if you guys expected my visit today but I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen [Turns to face Dream] Dream, okay? I’m sick and tired of this stupid-ass prison prison visits okay. So I have, I have one thing. Techno: [Comparably very quietly than Big Q] Why are you here? Quakcity: [overlaps while looking and standing close to Dream] I have one thing only. [Turns to look at techno with a chuckle] That’s what I’m about to explain Techno, so allow me to explain.

Techno: Can you hurry up? [Quackity looks at him] Alright I’ll stop talking. Quackity: Yeah thank you so much [Walks towards techno with Shears in his hands] Techno: [In his light laughing] Only Because you have- Quackity: —You know what, i’d appreciate [hits Techno with MF shears] If you were as far as possible.

Techno: [In his light laughing] Only Because you have very, very sharp weapons. Quakcity: [Overlapping as he hits Techno] You know what, just go as far as possible, no no no no just be on the line.

Techno: [Looking at the nethrite barrier in the ground line] Yeah okay, I’ll stand behind this line. [Quackity moves towards Dream who is standing near the chest] Quackity: I’ve been trying to get this fucking revival book for the longet time Dream and I think today’s the day you are gonna give it to me and you wanna know hwy today is the day you are gonna give it to me? Dream: You said you’d stop coming after [_] I, I invited Technoblade here. Quackity: Yeah and I did, did I not? Dream: But now you’re here... Quackity: — It’s been a while since i came to visit you, you seem pretty unharmed, you seem alright, so [_] I kept my word but now I’m back and this should be the last time I come and visit you. So, let me ask you something, is today the day you’re gonna give me the book? [Techno zooms on Sam who is standing still watching everything] Quackity: Is it gonna be the day? Dream: I— I’ve told you again and again, I’m not giving you the book. [Quackity steps back a little] Quackity: [turns around to look at Techno.] Well, you might want to reconsider, because this guy right here [Turns back to Dream] is your only chance at getting out of prison and that’s exactly what I brought him here. [Turns to look at Techno and walks a few steps] Techno: Is that why you— is that why you told me to come here? Quackity: Techno, when I told you to come and visit Dream, what can I say? It was a perfect plan because now, there’s two of you. Probably some of the most strong people in the server. But you have nothing on your side at this point in time. [looks at Dream] So, Dream —

Techno: Bruh~ Quackity: —hand over the revival book [_] or I am going to kill Technoblade.

Techno: That’s kinda harsh. (Gosh I love him so much.) [moves towards Quackity and Dream] Quackity: And if I kill technoblade— Techno: Don't do it Dream— Quackity: — you know it's gonna be— Techno: — Don't do it

Quackity: — It’s gonna be the last shot of you getting out of here. Techno: Don't do it Dream. You— You can— Quackity: Guess what? Even if you’re out of prison, Dream. Even if this guy breaks you out, I don't care because at the end of the day, all I want and all I came here for to begin with is for the revival book. Dream: Okay so what about— Quackity: So let's start talking it out. Techno: hold on— wait, hear me out, hear me out. Does he really have any leverage? Because if he kills me and my best friend is a necromancer, doesn’t that kinda just work out?

[there is long silence (it was hilarious here) and then Quackity hits Techno once] Techno: I— I’m just saying Quackity: I just want the revive— You know what [he says something which i couldn't get] Im not— I’m not playing fucking games anymore. Just hand it over. Just hand it over— Techno: You messed up bro. You just made me best friends with a guy who can bring people back to life [Quackity overlaps saying ‘NO no’] You couldn't have played it worse bro. [Quacity turns are hits Techno again] I was just acquaintances with him earlier. We’ve spent the last like three months bonding in here bro. You messed up.

Dream: [To Techno (ngl this broke me so much. My dear rivals)] You dont — You dont want to experience death though. I mean you saw, I don't know if you saw what happened to Tommy but.. Techno: I did not. Quackity: Listen I don't care. I don't care. Techno you can do whatever you want it's fine. You can go hand out with your buddy after this [turns to dream] All I want is the revival book. Just, you know what— Dream: I— If I give you the revival book you kill me. You— Might if I give you the revival book [stuttering] might as well be killing me and Techno.

Techno: True true.. Where is our leverage after he gives you the book? You’d just kill us instantly. Dream: The only— the only reason we are even in this prison is because I have the revival book. If I give it up then I am dead and he is probably dead. Techno: Yeah don't, don’t give up the book then we’re both screwed.

Quackity: That’s true. You know what? You have a point. So what would happen [starts hitting Techno and Dream] If i just killed you both right here right now. Techno: You can't get the book. Quackity: — and we would end with all this fucking madness. [Turns to techno] You wouldn't have your buddy anymore. You wont have you— You wont have your best friend who you’ve been bonding with the last three months and I wouldn't have a headache in my fucking head anymore and you know what? That revival book has brought nothing but problems anyway. So I think I’m just gonna do it. I think I’m just gonna kill you both. Techno: Alright— Dream: No no no no no… Techno: [Eats his cooked taters] Let’s relax. Let's relax. Let's be rational here. Quackity: No no no no. You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. You have been bonding with that guy. You do have the revival book— Dream: You don't know how it works [Something more which i couldn't figure out in both the streams [MAN THIS IS REALLY VERY QUIETLY] ]

Quackity: And if you don't have it anymore. I might as well get fucking rid of you both— Techno: [overlapping Big Q] let's stay rational here. Quackity: I might as well just get rid of you both huh Dream? [crouches and looks at Dream] Is that what you want? I might as well just get rid of you both right here. Techno: Lets..let's.. let's be rational. Quackity: What can you do about it? Dream: let’s— Let’s talk about it Quackity: What exactly can you even do about it? [incoherent Dream speech and noises]

[Quackity has been hitting them both for a long time now.] Techno: [Cuz Quackity is hitting him while he eats cooked potatoes] Stop stop. Let’s be rational. Quackity: What exactly can you even do about it, huh Dream? Dream: what if… what if…what if you give (us?) time? What if— Quackity: What exactly can you do about it because guess what, I have… i have all the fucking tools here. You— I have the two of the strongest people in the fucking prison cell. So what would happen if I just killed you both? Exactly. So you know what that's a good idea [Dream overlaps here] And you- and you brought it to my attention Technoblade. That is very true. That is very true Technoblade. Techno: [Overlapping both of the other] Let’s calm down for a moment. Let’s calm down. Dream: [(my mans been trying to talk for a long time so here you go) He overlaps from Quackity Raging] Why don't you— wait wait.. Quackity.. Quackity.. QUACKITY (he must have shouted at Q after such a long time) [After Dream shouts Quackity stops and looks at him and stops hitting Techno] Dream: Wait. What if.. What if you give us— What if we talk it over? Give us, give us time. Give us a couple of weeks. Techno: Yeah come on man, let's be reasonable. (make?) Negotiations…

Quackity: Time? A couple of weeks? What exactly would I give you a couple of weeks for? (A/N: AT THIS POINT I AM JUST SWINGING. TOO MUCH TALKING OVER ONE ANOTHER) Dream: Just so.. Just so we can talk it over...That's like nothing. We’re in prison.

Techno: I mean we’ve only been in here for a few months so you know. Yeah I— I just got here. Quackity: See this is a problem Dream and I didn't even realize until Technoblade brought it to my attention. He’s right. He’s right. You will just revive him if I kill him. So all I have to do is kill you both. But listen, I’ll reconsider because I’m in a good mood today. Techno: What?/Pog! (he said that right? Or did he say ‘alright’?It's not clear in both vods. A good person pointed it out to me in the ask box. Thanks a bunch)] Quackity: [Quackity is near Dream all the time here while Techno stays on the opposite side] If you just hand over the revival book. If you just hand over the revival book, alright, nothing has to happen. I’ll leave out of here. You do whatever you want. I’ll work on my shit anyways. Okay? So just hand over the revival book or I’m just gonna start— [Quackity hits Techno. Technoblade shakes his head at Dream.] Quackity: Or else I’m just gonna start with both. I’m just gonna start with both. [Techno shakes his head at Dream again. Dream punches Quackity]

Quackity: [chuckles] What is that? What are you hitting me? [Technoblade is really trying to have a whiplash right now by shaking his head as a no. Quackity turns around and hits Technoblade with fucking shears]

(Note: I will personally send Quackity to hell at this point. He has been hitting them too much. He shouldn't even be here. That fucker!) Quackity: All right Technoblade listen you gotta convince this guy to hand over the book or else —

Techno: [When Quackity hit him after he turned away from Dream] I didn't hit you bro. I didnt hit you bro.

Quackity: I'm gonna start using this thing until I get the book. Techno: Alright let me just ah...Alright let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. [Quackity is continuously hitting Techno while Techno is moving towards Dream] Alright wait. Come on, stop hitting me bro. I’ll talk to him. I’ll talk to him, alright. You’re just being very inconsiderate right now alright. Quackity: Just go. Just go. Okay talk to him.

Techno: [Goes and stands near Dream. Looks at Dream and says everything while shaking his head.] You should absolutely give him the revival book.

Quackity: [hits Techno again, making him back off from Dream] Okay Im— Im done playing games. Let’s just.. Let’s just….

[Techno is laughing while Quackity constantly hits him with shears.]

Techno: wait wait wait. I.. I.. I..

Quackity: [Overlapping Techno] Technoblade Technoblade listen listen

Techno: [Overlapping Quackity] —know he can bring me back but it kinda hurts though.That kinda— That kinda hurts though actually— Quackity: — I think your idea is perfect. I think your idea was excellent— Techno: [is eating baked potatoes to heal up while running around] Wait. Hold on. Wait, hold on. That— [Dream is standing still and silent the whole time so far] Quackity: So I think I'm gonna— I think your idea was excellent. The both of you are in this prison. You have nothing and [Overlapping Techno] nothing you can do. Techno: Wait hold on. That kinda hurts, that kinda hurts. Wait hold on. That kinda hurts though. I don't actually [eats baked potatoes] Quackity: — So you know what? Lets...let's just do it . Lets just fucking do it. [stops in front of silent Dream] I’ll start off with Technoblade and then I’ll go on with you. Techno: [Overlapping Quackity] That kinda hurts bro lets calm down. Let's calm down. Quackity: — So let's just do that. Let’s just do that, shall we? Dream: Quackity…. Quackity, stop it! [Overlapping Techno and Quackity] Techno: Let’s calm down. Let’s calm down. Quackity: [overlapping over fucking everyone] lets’s just fucking do that. Let’s just do that. Let’s just do that [Looks at Dream] If you don’t hand over that fucking revival book Im gonna do it. I’m going to kill Techoblade. Dream: I’m not going to give you the book Quackity [Punches Quackity] Quackity: —then I’m going to kill you. [Dream finishes speaking the above line] Good Good [Turns towards Techno and hits him again] Dream: And there is nothing you can do— Quackity: — So let's just get working with it.. Let's just get working with it. Techno: Wait wait don't kill— wait wait wait wait…. Quacity: And let me get rid of the two biggest headaches I have in this fucking server. Dream: [runs towards the edge of the cell] SAM ! SAM! STOP HIM! Techno: SAM I'm being abused. I’m being abused, Sam. Quackity: Lets get rid of the two biggest headaches that i have in this fucking server. Techno: No no no no no no no. Wait wait stop stop I’m low health. I’m low health. I got information— Sam: Quackity Techno: I got information stop! [Everyone stops] Oh hey that worked. Quackity: You have information? Techno: Yeah bro Quackity: What could I ever do with any of your information? Techno: I’ve got— I’ve got pretty uh I’ve got pretty great information actually. The— the best information bro. Aren't there things you wanna know? About uh— about the rest of the world? Because I have traveled far, I've traveled wide. I know things that could uh could uh threaten your uh what do you got like an empire or something? You’ve always got an empire or something bro. It’s just — It’s in your nature.

Quackity: Technoblade I’m going to tell you one thing. One thing I went through was Death. When you killed me, you think I was just gonna forget about it?

Techno: I mean yeah kinda. Quackity: You think I was just gonna walk away and just forget about it? Techno: That was the— That was the hope yeah. Quackity: I’ll tell you something about Techno… It’ll tell you something, alright. In the same way you did it [Wields the diamond pickaxe] Techno: Oh wait… oh wait what? Hold on [NERVOUSLY CHUCKLES] Quackity: I have a pickaxe and — Techno: HOLD ON…..!!!! Quackity: I’ll put it through your fucking teeth Techno. I’ll put it through your fuck— Techno: No no no no no.. [Techno suddenly teleports, appearing at the Syndicate room] Philza: … Did it work? [Techno turns around to see Philza] Techno: Oh my god, Phil..Phil… Philza: Oh my god… oh.. Oh my god you’re back. Techno: Oh my god bro. Bro you would not believe how good that ti—Phil.. Phil Philza: [Throws a water bottle at Techno] Take this take this [Throws a milk bucket] Drink that— drink that please.

Techno: Phil? Philza: Yeah? Techno: I gave you that book three months ago, Phil! Philza: You said three months, what do you mean? Techno: No I did not! I thought you were gonna take like two days to read that book Phil. You—uh It's been like 90 days. I’ve been in jail for three months . You were supposed to— you were supposed to hit the stasis pearl like two days later bro. I almost died. Philza: You said three months. [here he says something like ‘okay okay’?} Techno: I did not say three months. Philza: Oh my God you said three days. Oh...Oh… Techno: Bruh…. bruh . Philza: I.. Oh… I am so sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay? Techno: Bro I was, I was about to — I was like— Bro that guy was.. He had a pickaxe. He was very very hung up on the fact that I gave him like a free dentist appointment a few months ago. Philza: Like who… who? Oh you mean… oh Techno: Bro its Quackity— Philza: Quackity? Techno: He is in line with the— he’s in line with the Warden bro. Philza: Oh my god… Techno: They’re plotting something. He trapped me on.. In there on purpose, for leverage against Dream. Philza: Oh my god, i thought three months seemed like a long time to be in the prison— Techno: oh my god this is the last time Philza: I was like— I was like dude, Techno’s gonna make best friends with Dream. He’s gonna learn everything. He might as well get the revival book— Techno: Why would I want to be in prison for three months, Phil? Philza: I don't know, I mean, it made sense that you— you wanted to get a lot of knowledge from the most knowledgeable person on the server. I assumed— Techno: Oh my god.. Oh my god… Philza: —you wanted enough time to do it.

Techno: Oh my god.. Philza: I read your will.

Techno: bruh.. Bruh… Philza: It literally just— Techno: Alright, you know what, let's just… lets just get outta here bro. Let’s just get here. Can I.. Can I take like an armour set or something?

Philza: Well there’s an ender chest over here. Techno: Yo enderchest. Finally bro. Philza: I’ve.. I’ve been busy. [couldn't make out what he said here] Techno: All of my stuff is back. Philza: I was preparing for things, you were gone for so long. Techno: Actually good food [eats golden apple] I like what you’ve done with the place. Yeah, looks nice. Looks nice.

Philza: Jazzed up a bit, you know, we— if, if anything comes to pass we have tools and weapons and armour. Techno: Why are we missing a name tag on the seat? Philza: I don't know actually. Techno: It’s kinda awkward. Let’s just not address it.

[both walk towards the exit] Philza: Let me press this button, there you go. Techno: Yo...Yo...Red stone

Philza: Red stone that definitely never breaks (why do I have the feeling something happened before the stream? kekW)

Techno: Bro I gotta— we gotta get out of here, bro. We gotta get out of here. We gotta start scheming bro. Philza: Alright we got boats. Let’s go

Techno: Let’s go. Philza: I— I made another path. Techno: Oh.. Philza: Let me get my armour on. So we have… we have two paths now. We have the one that takes us to the location you know of and then also to our left we have, wait for it. Wait for it. Techno: Yo Philza: It’s almost there, we’re almost there. Wait for it. Techno: Yo Philza: This is totally— Techno: Yo. Any second now. Yo... Philza: Any second— oh there it is. Alright. Okay. And then uh wait, you don't have a trident. Oh wait, do you have a trident? Techno: I got a trident. Philza: Oh nice. Just straight up— Techno: Yo… Philza: — Just straight up and then forward a bit. [both trident up and Techno gets stuck in lava] Philza: There you go. There’s some— there’s some water here don't worry. There you go! Perfect. Look familiar? Techno: Yo. Bro, you’re the man except you left me in prison for like three months and I almost died besides that good job. I’m gonna be honest that’s that's a pretty—that's a pretty uh heavy mark against you bro. Philza: I mean Technoblade never dies, come on. Techno: Yeah exactly bro. Now see the problem— the problem is that Dream’s still in the prison. He might be getting murdered right now Philza: Oh Techno: But uh assuming Quackity still wants the uh— Oh I left my dog in there. Yeah whatever. Philza: You got your dog in the prison? Techno: I don't know how it got in there either. Alright we gotta go— I gotta go. I gotta start planning to destroy that prison bro. I’m not— I’m not taking this personally at all. Philza: Yeah totally. This is a very normal response. Techno: Exactly bro I was in there for three months. I am destroying that thing block by block. Philza: I can’t believe— wait, you were destroying the prison block— wait. Techno: NO we didn't. I am saying I am going to. Although, technically..technically we were… just not very quickly. Philza: Yeah it would take weeks! Techno: Yeah it’d take weeks uh if only we had— if only we had weeks because somebody forgot to read a book correctly. Philza: I thought you said three days— three months. [incoherent something] I'm so sorry! Techno: Why would I say three months? Philza: I thought you wanted all the information Techno: Is my streaming schedule that bad, Phil? That I can just disappear for three months? [Phil laughs while Techno checks on his foxes] Philza: Listen, I’m sorry alright. Listen listen, I’m very sorry I left you in prison for three months. Techno: Alright...alright.. Philza: But— but did you… did you get any.. Any knowledge? Did you learn anything? Techno: Oh you wouldn't believe Phil. Philza: Oh yeah? We’re gonna need everything— Techno: I got knowledge bro

Philza: ah alright. We’re gonna need all of it cuz that prison is very complex. Techno: I am going to go and get it right now. (he said ‘get it’ right?) Also, what the heck is this? [looking at the wheat dome farm] Philza: I got sick of farming wheat on my own so I— I hired some help. Techno: Nice nice. Philza: Yeah, they’re very slow. Techno: Alright. Philza: I will not be giving them a raise. In fact I might dock their pay. Techno: That’s fair. That’s fair. [Looks at spinny boi enderman] This enderman’s trying to be the next uh.. Philza: Oh yeah he loves doing that for some reason, I don't know why. Techno: Phil what was the name of my enderman again? Philza: Hmm Techno: Was like Edward? Philza: Maybe. I can't see and I’m scared to look. Techno: Bruh I forgot— I forgot— I forgot the name of my own pet bro. Philza: It's been that long. Techno: We were roommates. We were roommates— Look he didn't even pay the rent, alright. He was not that great of a room mate. He just kinda sat in the boat. [looks at the enderman] Look he’s even standing in the corner bro. Bro he reincarnated. Philza: Sometimes he will hold a piece of dirt through the door and give me like a jump scare. He’s a prankster. Oh there he goes again, see. [Laughs] Techno: It was Edward. See, I didn't forget. I didn't forget, bro.

Philza: Oh Techno: Alright Edward, if.. If you wanna.. If you’re truly… if you’re truly the reincarnation of Edward you will get in the boat. That’s how mobs work right? They get in the boats. Philza: Totally totally. Techno: I mean Steve’s not gonna get in the boat. Philza: Let’s give him a second.. He’s thinking about it. Oh uh— [the enderman comes and stand next to Phil] Techno: Yeah you know. Philza: This is..this is — This is very close Edward. Techno: He is givin’ you a hug. Philza: Edward.. Edward this dirt is not— Techno: A dirt hug. Philza: Just gonna.. Just gonna lead (leave?) Oh oh oh [Enderman goes in the boat] Techno: ayeee Edward!!! Techno: So it was him. Techno: Yo Edward’s back.

Philza: He was saying. He was saying— Techno: Meanwhile Dream— meanwhile Dream’s getting shanked in some prison. [Phil laughs] and I’m sitting here like ‘yoo Edward.’ Philza: Yoo Techno: Listen listen, what am I gonna do, break in like three seconds? Bro this requires planning. Philza: That’s true That’s true. Techno: Where did I bury all my emeralds again? It’s been so long. Philza: I don't know. I think I spent all mine recently as well. Techno: Well I did not. Philza: That’s good. Techno: Well let me uh let me get some things. I sorta have no levels so if you could just [Throws name tag at Phil] Name this Edward. Capital E Philza: Yeah sure. Techno: Priorities. Philza: Of course. Techno: Of course. Of course. Let me go get some more ender pearls. [starts trading with villager] Philza: So what was it like in that prison for three months? Techno: Bro, it was so boring bro. There’s nothing in there. Philza: Really? Not even a bell? Techno: Oh actually, we do have a bell. That’s actually the one thing we do have. Philza: [idk what he said. It was either ‘Okay’ or ‘Aw mate’ idk idk Techno is loud now] Techno: Yeah. We got— we got visited by God. Philza: WHAT? (man chill your wife is Death) Techno: It was pretty cool yeah. Philza: That doesn't seem so boring so far. That’s that’s ridiculous. You got.. You got— Techno: Bro, it’s three months Phil. It’s three months. I told you like one exciting thing that happened. Phil: Oh okay. That’s like the only— Techno: and that was like three months ago, okay. At first it was like a cool new experience, you know. A cool new experience and then boom, three months go by and all we got are like potatoes and we had to punch obsidian to build a tunnel outta there Phil. That was what we had to do because somebody couldn't read a book . [Phil laughs] You have any idea— Philza: It was titled will! It’s it’s what you read when someone dies. Techno: Do you know…. Do you know how long it takes. Bro… bro I just said will as like a wink alright. It was just so I wouldn't spell it out to the audience Phil. Don't you know what good writing is, Phil? Apparently not because you can't read. [Phil is cackling] Philza: Don't make fun of me. I..I.. I can read. Techno: Alright alright whatever. Philza: I can.. I can read. I read the—

Techno: alright

Philza:— part that said go to the— to the the secret book club. [Techno laughs] I read that part. Are you happy? Are you happy I got you out of death, Techno? Are you happy?

Techno: Yeah yeah you helped eventually bro. Do you have— do you have any idea how long it takes to punch obsidian? It’s like twenty… it's like twenty six hours per block bro and then every time we tried to do it, it was like twenty three hours in, we’d hear pistons and the warden would visit. Every time. And then we have to interrupt and all the progress is lost. Philza: Oh…. Techno: You know what? I'm getting outta here… i'm getting outta here. I’m taking Carl bro. [mounts Carl] Philza: That’s not fair. Aw come on. Techno: I’m dyin’.. I’m dyin now. Okay.

Philza: Okay okay well yep there you go… there you go… there you go. So you gotta… so you gotta break that. Yup let me just— Techno: Alright there’s also a leash. That was kinda… that was kinda ruining the moment. [dismounts from Carl] I’m gonna need a— actually I think I’m good. Philza: Yeah you got everything? Techno: Yeah could you give me the leash? Philza: Sure. Techno: I kinda.. I kinda threw it on the ground but I.. I changed my mind, it's actually pretty useful.

Philza: You said this… this something else.. This you’ve got.. Techno: Yeah I gotta… there’s something I gotta do but where’s my food at? Are we outta golden apples? Philza: I— I’ve got food. I can give. Well I got twenty, I can give if you want. Techno: Alright, I’ll just.. I’ll just craft more. Do we have like apples somewhere? Is that like a villager trade? Philza: Hmmm i don't know… i don't know about that [couldn't make out what he said here] Whatever you left down there pretty much. I’m pretty, you know, broke. Techno: Alright. Where are the apples at? [goes through the chests] Phil I found one apple. Philza: Nice. I got— I found two.

Techno: Yo poppin off. Philza: Let's go two apples.

Techno: Oh I just found like ten stacks. Philza: oh okay I’ll keep my two apples. Techno: Alright. We’re good. We’re good. Alright let me just right click on a bed because the chat is yelling at me. That’s probably... probably a good idea probably just to probably rest that spawn point, you know. Philza: Helpful as always. Techno: Yeah yeah. Chat’s smart. Chat’s smart.

Philza: At least they’re not shouting letters at you. Techno: Why would you say that Phil? Why would you put that idea into the universe? You know what they are like Phil, you’ve just ruined it. You’ve ruined it. [Phil laughing] Why have you done? You’re fully responsible for what happens in a few seconds. That is on you Phil, that is on you bro. Philza: I’ll take that. I’ll take it. Techno: Alright. Alright. [Mounts Carl] Philza: Where to? Techno: I’ve got to uh follow up on a lead Dream gave me in prison. He left me uh—

Philza: Alright. Don't… don't spend three months looking for it.

Techno: Alright. Oh wow the YouTube filter is just obliterating every message right now. Every message is held for review. Oh you guys are getting owned. Alright. Philza: Do you want me to come as back up or should I just wait? Techno: Nah. Philza: I got you, I got you. Techno: You’ll just… you’ll just me down because I’m on a horse. Philza: Oh shut.. Shut up oh…. Techno: No.. No.. I— I don't mean because— Philza: Come on. Techno: I’m like I’m on a horse. Philza: Come on.. You’re— Techno: I’m on a — I don't.. I mean if I wasn't… if I— if I— wasn't on a horse you wouldn't slow me down. Philza: That’s not even— my god I can't even hear what you’re saying.. Techno: — You’re perfectly capable. I’m.. I’m just say— I’m just. Okay, you know whatever. I’ll just.. I’ll tell him when I get back. I’ll tell him when I get back. I got— I’m just saying I'm on a horse. It’s really fast, you know, if you wanted to keep up you;d have to keep throwing ender pearls. It’d.. it’d be really awkward [Looks at a trapped enderman in the ice box] What the heck is this? You know.. You know what, I don't care . I don't care. Okay I was not… I did not mean to open that book up ahead of time. That ruined all a lot of suspense but okay. It’s its coordinates, its coordinates that's fine. [Opens book and looks at coordinates (-123 98 -247)] Techno: Okay I’m gonna— I’m gonna head towards L’Manberg because I think that’s towards zero zero or pretty far out from it. Uh if I put Carl through this he’s not gonna instantly die, right? [Leashes Carl] Like this isnt gonna be really dumb. They’re not gonna have to put this on that uh the blooper reel. [Hurting horse noises] No I swear to god I swear to god, no. No. Okay you walked out. Okay. Bro I’ve had this horse like a year and that would have been the stupidest death. Here eat like a... golden apples or something. I don't care. I don't care. I keep hitting the push to talk button. I’m literally the only person in this call. I don't know why. Techno: Alright, we’re outta here. Bro I— I had no..no way to save Carl in that position bro he could have died there. Okay good there's like reinforcements underneath here. I’m not gonna like die instantly. Bro we can't let Carl die bro. He’s got— I think he’s got some pretty strong stats. I mean he’s got thirteen hearts that’s pretty insane. Alright there’s no way to suffocate going through this portal, right? This is just way open. [Back to the overworld.] Techno: Alright Carl, nobody’s here right? Am I still banned from this area? I mean I kinda you know there was a bounty on me and everything but then I destroyed the government that had that bounty so. [Looks at the coords again] Okay so we gotta go this way and uh pretty much just this way actually. Oh we got a nice path and everything. Look at this, it's beautiful. This is beautiful. Carl has plot armour. True. True. Techno I think you forgot to ping the rich people. No, I pinged them. I sent out a discord alert. Techno: A couple hundred more blocks [Sees the location] Oh I get it. I get it. [Looks at a skeleton horse in a pit] I’m ignoring that. This is the mountain where Dream and I first met, bro. This is the mountain alright. Alright Carl, I’m gonna climb the mountain, bro. Alright that is actually the coordinates right? I’m not gonna [Looks at the coords again] Yeah it’s got It’s gotta be the mountain bro. Alright Carl you sit there and don't run off. You know what? I could really climb this mountain really dramatically or [Throws ender pearl to the top] or I could right click and just do that. You know, isnt— isnt that crazy? The technology we have. Alright Carl’s over there. [Stands on the topmost point of the mountain] Techno: Alright [Looks at the coords again] One two three [Looks at the coords again] Oh even the block he was standin on, bro. [Breaks the grass dirt block] This guy’s— this guy is such a sentimentalist, bro. Look at this guy. Oh my god. All right. [zooms in on Carl] Techno: [Opens the chest] Well well well . What do we have in here? [hovers over the

items in the chest.] [Note: It is a single chest. 26 slots are filled with paper named ‘Blueprints’ and the lop most left corner has a book] Techno: Alright this is the part where I end the stream. It’s— It’s really climatic isn't it? But I gotta say that otherwise people will think it’s an accident. I— I was thinking I’d put some like music in here so like the music would swell and I was like bro I don’t know who to time that bro. Ain't nobody got time for that bro. So we’re just gonna end here. And that’s gonna be cool. Okay bye. Okay bye. See you guys next time. See you guys next time bro.

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