Poor Little Orphans: Quarter Finals - Quasimodo v Bill Cipher
Which sad orphan has the more tragic tale?
Quasimodo
Bill Cipher
Quasimodo: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996 His mother is killed fleeing Judge Frodo's very zealous (racist) pursuit when he was an infant causing him to be raised in the cathedral
Quasis was adopted by the killer of his mother, who told him she deserted him, because he was unloveable (because he is disabled), who is very racist and ableist and cruel to Quasi, forbidding him to have contact with the outside world.
Bill Cipher: Gravity Falls 2012-16 After a childhood of medical abuse for his deformity of having a 3D eye in a 2D world, Bill accidentally incinerated his entire dimension when trying to prove to them that the world was really 3D.
It's been over a trillion years since the incident and he still blacks out if he tries to think about what happened, can't look at TV static because it sounds like the screams of his species, etc.













