Mar 3, 2015
Clever Strategy [sillyverse]
Today was a special day in the Crystal Empire. At least, it must be. 'Princess Cadance' was wandering the streets in lacy lingerie and a large paddle in her magic, playfully slapping the flanks of ponies that got too close.
"It's time for a new holiday, everypony! Let's see everypony's best bedroom clothes and favorite tools!~ I promise I won't take them unless I really want to use them.~"
Chrysalis had declared 'war' on Cadance. Nopony gives the Queen a raspberry via mail. NOPONY!!