Small yap yap about my new stupid trio bc I can't post the art I did rn
The trio in question contains Qilin, Hen and Wild Dog, and as stupid it is, I named them the dreadful trio, after that one tweet (?) that says "You and your dreadful polycule haven't seen the last of me" xDDD
How diabolitical would it be -hypotethically- if someone -not me- shifted Waron's black colorpalette to purple instead partly to make a bi joke -again not me- ^^"
I think we as a fandom should think about golden eyed Zius more... I was just practicing my "colors aren't real" theory when I made this realization....... I mean, just think about it...................
I kinda highkey suck at mbti, but in my sillyverse, they are pretty much ENTP (W) ENFJ (F) and INTP (Z) and that makes a very funny trio tbh
So I was thinking. Usually I don't put them in a relationship situation, they are just silly and sometimes cunty together (and weirdly comfortable with touching eachother) but what would their sexuality be if they hypothetically wanted to do something more.... yk. Well, I know for a FACT that Zius and Waron are bi. That's just facts. But Fidorance.....? In my hcs he was always like unlabled nwlnw so how is he in a polycule with a she/her. Solution? Easy. Waron is a she/her nonbinary. IN MY HEADCANONS IT'S COOL IF YOU THINK SOMETHING ELSE but this makes them even funnier, bc Fidorance is a he/him nb, Waron is a she/her or she/they nonbinary, and Zius is..... Zius. Though I think he's like a tranmasc demiguy or smth so he's not immune to my agenda either lol
Even though I LOVE the designs people make for Waron without helmet, I just can't deal with it. So in sillyverse, she never removes it. She brushes her teeth in helmet. She eats spagetti in helmet. She drinks in helmet. She sleeps in helmet. And it pisses Fidorance OFF. xDDD Just imagine how uncomfortable it must be to feel someone dressed in metal cuddle you at night. That's right, horrible! So he bought her like a pet clothing for her head. So they just call eachother animals back and forth. Zius does not interfere.
They all find eachother annoying. Those are the rules. Except maybe Fidorance Zius. Because. Zius doesn't do anything. Mostly. He's just sleepy and doesn't see point of trying to step in anymore.
It's like a never ending circle. Waron wants to beat Zius up, but Fidorance won't let her, Fidorance wants to beat Waron up, but Zius won't let him, and Qilin wants to use Event Horizon and then suddenly everybody starts yelling
Okay, this is really silly but bare with me- picture a love triangle. Yeah. Actually, make that two. First one, F -> Z -> W -> F because Waron has questionable taste so I feel like the more someone hates her the more she likes them. Second. W -> Z -> F and Fidorance likes his job---- xDDD /unserious
I think Waron should have the right to chomp. I'm thinking about giving her a mysterious helmet that represents a toothy smile and can bite. Of course, you can only see the void inside. And of course, she would NOT use it for good, she would give the other two a haircut but without mouth and wih helmet they can't kissssss :((( I mean, being able to chomp won't solve that but it will bring us (me) closer to a solution.
Have yall noticed they ALL have hoods and none of them uses it (anymore)? Waron would look so silly with it. I want to draw it. Also hooded Fidorance could be cute.
Okay, but picture a wild dog, a qilin (freaking lightning dragon) and a chicken next to eachother. It's hilarious. ALSO I JUST RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT WILD DOGS ARE CUTE AS SHIT??? THEY'RE JUST LIKE HIENAS BUT CUTER
