May 12, 2017
how old is too old to have never tried something before?
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how old is too old to have never tried something before?
nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' NOTHIN' this is NOTHIN'. NOTHIN! DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MYEYE RESUME. 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN' OOOOFFF. don't care. don't care—NO! NO! Jimmy's got back. Dan, don't fucking question my shit. OHH! OHHHHHH. OHHHH IT'S STARTING TO HURT LIKE IT DOES WHEN I EAT TACO BELL TOOOOO MUCH AT LATE AT NIGHT AND I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HAVE TO VOMMM. YOU KNOW THAT FEELING. YOU KNOW IT. YOU WAKE UP AND YOU GOTTA BARF. YOU CAN FEEL IT YOU GOT THE HOT SWEATS. I...CAN'T TAKE MUCH LONGER. HOW MUCH MORE? IS IT ONE MORE, YOU GOT ONE MORE? NO IT WAS NOT ZERO! HAT—OHH—OHHH WAAAAAAHOOOOOOO! UH-OH! AAA-AAAAAGGGHHHHH—HIGGLEDY FUCKING PIGGLEDY DUDE! THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE! I CANT STAND IT! I CAN'T STAND IT! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! DON'T GIVE ME THAT SASS! OHHH MICROPHONE OHHHHHHHHHHH MICROPHONE! OOOOOOOOOO. IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE. IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONNNNNE. EH. HEY LADIES. I'M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME'S TOM JONES. GIMME...GIMME THIRTY APPLES. TWENTY-FIIIIVE APPLES. THIRTY APPLES, OKAY. ALRIGHT, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, LIL MISSY. YOU CAN'T EAT ALL THOSE APPLES. YOU GOTTA SPREAD 'EM OUT OVER THE DAY, GIVE 'EM TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOU KNOW, CHILL OUT, MAYBE HAVE A GOOOOOOOOOD TIME, DRINKIN' THAT SURMTN'—DRINKIN'...SARSAPARILLA
I just walked through Walmart with such a gay look and I think this is what I was meant for
I’m going to have to become okay with falling out of touch with my friends. Whether I want to or not, it seems they’re going to do that to me. And eventually, to reach my goals, I’ll have to leave people behind. I might not get calls from people I thought were great friends, but I might have to walk away from people myself. Just another reason focusing on that light in the distance is important. Without it things might seem bleak.
Maybe Japanese is a weird language, but it sounds DAMN cool.
is it my fault I want to look good in a crop? I don’t think so
I don’t really want to gain muscle, I just want to slim down the extra shit clinging to my body as it is and get back to that slim frame I have. The way my body gains weight is stupid and gross.
are you happy?