#queenaramis

[hallaburger]

queenaramis -> babystormpilot

[cardamumblessing]

basically you're drosselmeyer from the nutcracker. you just need an eyepatch.

i’m publishing this because it’s the second best thing you’ve ever said to me (the first was calling me a bramble; as we’ve already established, i am Quite Happily part plant), and so all of you know what to get me next christmas

[cardamumblessing]

steve you are giving me drY MOUTH OMG YOU ABSOLUTE BRAMBLE

this is by far one of the best & most specific compliments i have ever received

[hallaburger]

Okay so it's time to change my url and the question is... Do i go back to queenaramis Or do i finally go to monsieurlabbe VOTE PLEASE

[tehriz]

jail for bad puns

the punitentiary

[hacash]

Meme time!

Thank-you @interestinggin for tagging me :)

Rule 1: Always post the rules.  Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.  Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.  Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them. 

what’s your favourite foreign language film? So I’m not sophisticated enough to watch many, but in GCSE French we watched a really cute film called Les Choristes which was all about troubled French boys being taught signing by a Dead-Poets-Society type teaching. It’s the most freaking cute film I have ever watched.

if you were a planet which planet would you be? Ummm….I feel it says a fair bit about me that I immediately thought Pluto?

are you allergic to anything? People being mean about Ron Weasley.

tell me a kink, or (if you’re ace or uncomfortable with that question) tell  me the middle name of someone you love Being a rather inexperienced little mushroom I’m not sure how qualified I am to answer this question yet, but I do have a think for dark-haired, leather-clad dishevelled gentlemen who look as if they could kill a man, or dark-clad, perfectly-polished ladies who, again, look as if they could kill a man. (I’m really not sure if this is a kink or, indeed, anything apart from a sign of severe psychological issues.)

what’s your daemon? Either a super big lion or some form of hunting bird.

what are you wearing this hallowe’en? The plan involves dressing up as Hermione Granger, which will basically involve my old college gown, a crappily made Gryffindor tie, and backcombing my hair to the nth degree. I’ll post pictures!

do you wear any makeup on the regular, or do you have a specific makeup routine you do for special occasions / to feel powerful / to feel sexy? if not, what’s your ‘i am a boss-ass bitch and i could kill a man’ fashion choice? (you do not have to be a woman to answer that question) My regular makeup choice is basic concealer and eyeliner, so when I want to feel all-powerful and sexy I attempt cat-flick eyeliner and red lipstick and then wear my black leather jacket.

(inspired by claire) what’s the worst thing you’ve ever eaten? When I was eating in halls they used to serve really overdone courgette (zucchini for y’all uncultured yanks. Seriously, I typed courgette into Wikipedia and it automatically changed to zucchini, what the hell). It nearly made my soul throw up.

what’s your ‘I’M THIRTEEN AND REALLY ANGRY’ song? THE MORE EMBARRASSING THE BETTER, I WANT THREE DAYS GRACE LEVELS OF INCOHERENT TEENAGE RAGE Oh God. I can’t settle on any one particular song but it’s going to be Evanescence.

imagine your parent or guardian gets to dress you for a week. what are you likely to end up wearing? My mother, God bless her, has pretty good dress sense so it would probably be fairly similar to what I usually where but with more conservative hemlines/less holes in jeans etc. My poor father would probably go into some kind of gibbering meltdown and start throwing random articles of clothing at me screaming I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS ABORT ABORT.

questions under the cut

I’m tagging @queenaramis, @paintedimaginings, @interestinggin in revenge, @why-this-kolaveri-machi, @hippity-hoppity-brigade, @crabsandlobsters, @maimiemccoys, @lukepasqualinx, @thatdeadpoetgirl, @spinningdust

1. what’s the best meal you have ever made? (the term ‘meal’ here can be applied as loosely as you like. if it was just shoving a pizza into the oven, please tell me about that pizza.) 2. if Doctor Who could whizz you off anywhere in the TARDIS – fictional or non -  where would it be? (bonus points given for mentioning which doctor!) 3. what’s the film that is guaranteed to put you in a good mood? 4. if you could be friends with one and only one fictional character, who would it be? 5. do you have any spiritual/religious beliefs? or (if that question’s too awkward/personal/dangerous to answer on the internet) aliens, yay or nay? 6. what’s the most embarrassing song/album you have in your itunes? 7.  patronus, hogwarts house and your own personalised amortentia smell? 8. a headcanon for a favourite character/pairing/friendship you will live and die by? 9. what’s the corniest joke you know? 10. if you could tailor where you’d be in five years, what would that look like? 11. favourite fic trope?

[hacash]

Top 5 outfits from the Musketeers

5. Porthos’ fab crusin’ for chicks ensemble in 1x08

4. Fancy-pants new blue cloak

3. Bandit queen ensemble

2. The red-and-purple dress

1.

What? Technically it’s an outfit…

(Ask me my top 5 anything!)

[hacash]

Mmmm do all the ladies!

CONSTANCE:What’s your favorite romantic gesture?

Something lovely and personal that shows that someone knows me and my preferences and appreciates my oddities (either that or very big heroic ones - such as wandering into the Forbidden Forest to battle spiders for my sake or trading their life for mine against a dodgily written TwoFace-esque Musketeers villain, but I feel fairly sure that isn’t going to happen any time soon :))

MILADY DE WINTER:If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I’d very much like to be more confident and proactive in my life - I have a tendency at the moment to get knocked for six at bad things happening and not being able to make new friends/keep in good contact with the old ones, so would like to get better at that.

Either that or my nose. I generally dislike my nose.

QUEEN ANNE: Are you good at keeping secrets?

If they’re important ones, yes; though I’m pretty bad at keeping a lid on idle gossip.

KITTY:Have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?

I’ve been in like with someone I couldn’t be with, which isn’t quite the same thing.

(Musketeers questions!)