@queendotexe
“ Don't Worry Kingy Wingy I Brought You Some Rain Too Rejoice” PROCEEDS TO OPEN THE HOSE AT POINT BLANK
“ * AGH -- ”
“ * WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE, WENCH ?! ”
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@queendotexe
“ Don't Worry Kingy Wingy I Brought You Some Rain Too Rejoice” PROCEEDS TO OPEN THE HOSE AT POINT BLANK
“ * AGH -- ”
“ * WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE, WENCH ?! ”
@queendotexe said ► “ Susie Doozy Scusi Uzi Here I Made You An Explosive Pie For You I'm Sure You'll LIke It Just Eat It Quickly ”
“ * tceh ... whatever. i’ll just eat it ‘cuz i ran outta yer mignon’s faces ... ... ... or that weirdass tea from the spinning wheel. ”
aaaaahm ... ... ...
“ * LADY HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THERE IT FUCKS ”
@queendotexe ► Did You Have A Crush On Me Lmaoooo So Embarassing
Prying relationship questions.
“ * ... you do remember that we promised each other once, don’t you. each other and the world, too. before you left for your ... 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲. ”
“ * ... not that it matters anymore. it was a blessing, truly. without you, i can have the world for myself. ”
oh he knows.
🎧 SHUFFLE IT! BUT ON YOUTUBE // accepting! @queendotexe requested a 🎧 from rouxls!
🎧 now playing: ‘ firewall ‘ by les friction
« my queen! i kindly ask just a few more moments of your incredibly precious time, if you may permit. »
well, not that she allowed him to be present in the first place, but he just kind of. got there. somehow knowing already queen’s tastes and presenting himself with a tray with a cocktail of martini and battery acid, decorated with an electrified bolt (somehow) skewered by a toothpick and a beautiful azure small parasol. it is all offered to queen with a profound bow, before he continues with a large, proud smile on the lips.
« i have the biggest faith in your reign and your methods of commanding it, your majesty —— your device, so quiet and precise. what a splendid product of your impeccable efforts! ». the smile widens, compliant. with such a nonchalant attitude, no one would ever say that he’s internally desperate to find a new sovereign to serve. « calling this my world as well would be an inexplicable honour, your majesty. i am certain beyond any doubt and trick of the mind, you won’t regret having me as a servant of yours... and right-hand man. »
WAYS TO REACT TO AN INJURY // accepting! @queendotexe acted towards lancer: [ PATCH ] + shes gonna give him a kiss on the booboo like a good mom uwu
‘ PATCH. ‘ - [ my / your ] muse starts to heal / bandage [ mine / yours. ]
sometimes his modified rocket bike makes him look like the coolest bad guy in town!... sometimes it makes you trip and you fall face first on the ground. truth be told, he had way worse injuries in his short life, but that surely didn’t stop him from having a respectful cry and rushing towards someone who could at least give him a nice pat on the head. and since his lesser dad is occupied and his actual father is... uh, occupied as well, that new, strange, tall woman who acts like some sort of mum to him seemed like the best option.
and would you believe, IT WAS! with much of his surprise, she let him cry all the time he wanted, patched his face real good, and now she even gives him a nice kiss on a cheek, which only makes him happier and happier despite he still sobs every once in a while.
« th-thank you, girldad! » he stutters gently, wiping his cheeks from the tears. « you’re so kind...! f-father wouldn’t have... ». lancer stops himself, shakes his head, and smiles back at her. « you’re COOL! weird, but COOL! »
@queendotexe
Spamton’s head whips around in all directions as he searches for Queen. He appears disheveled, even moreso than usual, and a bit dirty. Apparently he has been searching for quite some time and in numerous places. Once he spots her, his hands fly all over the place to smooth his rumpled polygons and mussed up hair to little effect and proceeds to pest her, “HELLOOO YOUR [[god_save_the_queen.midi]] YOU OWN THE CRASTLE NOW YES,,? I HAVE [[a bribe]] FOR TO PLEASE!!!!!!!! LET ME LIVE IN THE,” He is clearly desperate.
Susie? ...Wait, do you mean Suzy?